Has anybody else ever heard this complaint from a pax? I'm worried it might be effecting my rating.
You sir ,may have to be eliminated in accordance with United Nations Agenda 21.
You're lucky it's only your rating being affected. Some people will vomit if they're sensitive. Plus it's rude to fart when you have strangers around. Maybe stop doing it sicko.
I thought I invented that years ago, called it the Rectal Scale.This is an opportunity to discuss my scientific based fart rating scale:
1) Pungency - strength of odor
2) Resiliency - how long the odor lasts
3) Loudness - Decibel rating of the fart sound
4) Pitch - squeaker or low bass type fart
5) Time to deliver - the time from start of fart to end of fart. not to be confused with Resiliency.
6) Distance traveled - The farthest distance from the farter to detection
You be farting in my car it'll be once. I would kick you out. It's disrespectful unless you say excuse me. And if you were not a driver you would probably only be able to afford UberPool so I wouldn't be picking you up anyways.Thank you for the Beano suggestion. I'll look into that. As for the charcoal underwear it sounds like it would chafe. For all you other bullies with the harsh ridicule Just remember I could be a pax in the future if I can't make it as a driver SO WATCH OUT.
What happened was when Pankaj stole him he stampeded and killed 3 natives and destroyed homes......he had to be put down.....and we sent him out ablaze into the ocean......we invited Manesh to come and pay respects and bring marshmallows.Speaking of Flatulence,whatever happened to " Bubbles "?