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WOW!...OMG! HUMMANA HUMMANA!!!

Discussion in 'Stories' started by upyouruber, Jun 13, 2018.

  1. upyouruber

    upyouruber Well-Known Member

    Location:
    North Korea
    - Yup, picked up "Stacy."
    - She's a "dancer."
    - My floormat has never been so clean as I rolled my tongue back into my mouth!
    - A future visit to her place of employment is in order.
    - God Bless America:D
     
  2. uberinatltrafficsux

    uberinatltrafficsux Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Marietta
    Did she tip?
     
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  3. upyouruber

    upyouruber Well-Known Member

    Location:
    North Korea
    Yes, as a matter of fact. $4 in-app.
    Guess I'll be tipping next time we meet:D
     
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  4. Uber's Guber

    Uber's Guber Well-Known Member

    Location:
    United States
    Driving:
    UberX
     
  5. 1.5xorbust

    1.5xorbust Well-Known Member

    Location:
    San Diego
    North Korean dancers are the hottest.
     
  6. macinmn

    macinmn Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Naples Florida
    Driving:
    UberX
    Don't be disappointed if you find out "Stacy" isn't her real stage name. She may or may not remember you or your back seat.

    This is a great opportunity though to verify SadUber's account for what a "lapdance" is.
     
  7. uberinatltrafficsux

    uberinatltrafficsux Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Marietta
    And it's 2018...Stacy might have a D.
     
  8. Uber's Guber

    Uber's Guber Well-Known Member

    Location:
    United States
    Driving:
    UberX
    DOH! :oops:;)
     
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  9. NUBER-LE

    NUBER-LE Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Sacramento
    Probably a dude.....
     
  10. Rakos

    Rakos Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Tampa Bay
    Driving:
    UberXL
    Wouldn't be the first time...8>)

    Rakos
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  11. upyouruber

    upyouruber Well-Known Member

    Location:
    North Korea
    A D?
    As in defibrillator?
     
  12. henrygates

    henrygates Well-Known Member

    Location:
    TX
    Driving:
    UberXL
    Meanwhile on the stripper forum...

    "My Uber driver wouldn't stop staring at me! Then he showed up at my work!"

    :D
     
  13. Uber's Guber

    Uber's Guber Well-Known Member

    Location:
    United States
    Driving:
    UberX
    Well..... you could be in for a shock...... :p
     
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  14. Iann

    Iann Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Yacolt, Washington
    Go make it rain with those $4 she gave you.
     
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  15. sirius black

    sirius black Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Cincinnati
    Driving:
    UberSELECT
    A midget dancer gave me a hug once while I was driving. I wrote a song about it.
     
  16. Uber's Guber

    Uber's Guber Well-Known Member

    Location:
    United States
    Driving:
    UberX
    Was it a short song?
     
  17. Cdub2k

    Cdub2k Well-Known Member

    Location:
    New Orleans
    Wow a monkey trap?? Lmao
     
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  18. ÜberKraut

    ÜberKraut Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Hershey, PA
    Driving:
    UberXL
    That Monkey is quite possibly better looking than the Stripper that lives down the street from me.*
    She takes Lyft around 3pm to her club.
    She's also a head case.
    I avoid those pings. :eek:

    *Possibly an exaggeration?

    Pictures or it didn't happen! :cool:
     
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  19. upyouruber

    upyouruber Well-Known Member

    Location:
    North Korea
    Ahem....the term is "dancer", not stripper!
     
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  20. Rakos

    Rakos Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Tampa Bay
    Driving:
    UberXL
    Dangerous "dancer"...8>)

    Rakos
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