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Who hasn't any of these 10?

Discussion in 'Advice' started by Uber Crack, Sep 13, 2017.

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  2. 3-4

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  1. Uber Crack

    Uber Crack Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Sacramento
    Driving:
    UberX
    1. Eh, I'll take them, she doesn't look THAT drunk
    2. Taco bell? Oh alright.
    3. Eh, sure do that line of coke
    4. Relationship advice
    5. Open container? Just don't leave it on the floor when you leave
    6. Minors, eh, you should walk next time, it's 6 blocks come ON!
    7. Please tip me I'm broke and desperate
    8. These red lights don't change at this time of night
    9. Eh, sure, I'll drive you back for cash
    10. Eh, I'll just drink a red bull since I can't keep my damn eyes open.
     
  2. Grahamcracker

    Grahamcracker Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Honolulu, HI
    1. Of course I have taken drunk people home
    2. I have done Taco Bell runs
    3. I have never snorted anything or gave permission to anyone on my property
    4. I guess but when I am hounded for advice
    5. I won't allow them in my car with an open container and I have terminated rides mid trip when anyone opens a container in my vehicle.
    6. I do not knowingly give rides to underage people
    7. I'm not a panhandler
    8. Only when no one is looking ( riders, cameras, police)
    9. Yup. Only people I know (neighbors, friends and family offering gas money for long trips)
    10. Not while driving for Uber (Road trip!)
     
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  3. Cableguynoe

    Cableguynoe Well-Known Member

    Location:
    831
    Driving:
    UberXL
    One, Five, Nine and Ten. All the time.
     
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  4. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu New Member

    Location:
    Livermore CA
    Driving:
    UberX
    1. How about this: "Come eat breakfast with me, and leave the meter running"
    2. Moronic parents who push their jr. and high school kids into the back seat so I can take them to school, then run away back inside their homes while saying "thanks so much, you'll get 5 stars, oh, thanks so much"...disappearing before you can politely tell them no one under 18 rides?
     
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  5. Pawtism

    Pawtism Active Member

    Location:
    The Gamma Quadrant
    2 (sometimes I order too!)
    4 (as many have noticed here, I can't help myself when it comes to advice :p)
    7 (not those words obviously, but the hint was definitely there)
    10 (thankfully not too often, but it's happened)

    Guilty! :D
     
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  6. empresstabitha

    empresstabitha Well-Known Member

    Location:
    SAN FRANCISCO
    1. Every drunk person
    2.Typically mcdonalds or pizza and I always get something
    4. Yeah women like to ask women these things.

    Everything else ESPECIALLY the drugs and alcohol is a no
     
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  7. Steve B..

    Steve B.. Active Member

    Location:
    FL
    Driving:
    UberXL
    7) I may be poor but I'm proud. 8) Never with passengers but I haven't met the left turn arrow I won't run when I'm by myself. 9) No way, my luck would dictate it was an uber shill trying to catch me and 10) I go home before the serious drunks leave the bar anyway so no need. 1 ~ 6 are a weekly, if not daily, occurrence.
     
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  8. Spotscat

    Spotscat Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Columbia, Missouri
    Driving:
    UberXL
    #3 - I quit consuming the Peruvian national product after Len Bias died.
    #7 - If they tip, great. If not, c'est la vie!
    #10 - Large regular iced coffee with extra cream and sugar from McDonald's.
     
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  9. Bpr2

    Bpr2 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    California
    Driving:
    UberX
    Had that happen, asked the name of the school. started fiddling with my phone and told him to go get their mom since the destination was for a school of the same name but in wrong countie.

    Luckily the dude believed me and went to get mommy, once he was far enough away I bolted.
     
  10. Uber Crack

    Uber Crack Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Sacramento
    Driving:
    UberX
    Lmfao :D
     
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  11. pismire

    pismire Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Varies
    I got 6 of these.

    The line of coke was the best. What made it so great was hearing this girl whisper "should we offer him some too?" to her friend. Part of me wished they would have, part of me is thankful they didn't.
     
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  12. MrMikeNC

    MrMikeNC Active Member

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    Driving:
    Lyft
    1. Eh, I'll take them, she doesn't look THAT drunk
    Depends. If its two people and only one of them is fall over drunk, ok. If its one person, or both are fall over drunk, cancel.

    2. Taco bell? Oh alright.
    Depends if its surging. If it isn't, fast food is a no-no. Though when I first started with Lyft and didn't know any better I did this once, but the passengers ordered ME food as a thank you.

    3. Eh, sure do that line of coke
    Not sure if serious, but obviously no to that one. No drugs, weed, booze, cigs (E or others). "Hey man mind if I vape?" "Sorry, no."

    4. Relationship advice
    Typically they're drunk and just want an ear to their sob story. This isn't Cheers and I'm not Sam so I give responses like "Wow that's rough" "I hear what you're saying" etc and eventually they shut up.

    5. Open container? Just don't leave it on the floor when you leave
    6. Minors, eh, you should walk next time, it's 6 blocks come ON!

    Hard no to both of these, and in fact I'll cancel if either are going on. Though the threat of cancellation is usually enough for people with an open container to either chug it or toss it on the ground.

    7. Please tip me I'm broke and desperate

    Typically never a good idea to solicit tips but that's just me.

    8. These red lights don't change at this time of night

    Doesn't matter, sit and wait or a cop could pop up. At least with my luck.

    9. Eh, sure, I'll drive you back for cash

    Drive back for cash, as in its a regular trip, they forgot something, and need to go back? If they haven't ended the trip I'll tell them to change the destination so I'll get paid for going back. If they have ended the trip, they have to play the "try and request me while sitting in my car" game. If they get someone else miles away instead of me despite sitting in my car when making the request: *shrugs*

    10. Eh, I'll just drink a red bull since I can't keep my damn eyes open.

    I'm a coffee drinker myself.
     
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