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When a purrty girl enters your car

Tedgey

Well-Known Member
I picked up 3 girls in Irvine and took them to Newport Beach.

They were 8 to 10 and wearing tight little black dresses.

The topic of conversation the whole way was was who has the tightest P and who tastes the best.

That would have probably caused you to faint and crash
Which one did you think was #1 in those categories?
 

Just Another Uber Drive

Well-Known Member
I picked up 3 girls in Irvine and took them to Newport Beach.

They were 8 to 10 and wearing tight little black dresses.

The topic of conversation the whole way was was who has the tightest P and who tastes the best.

That would have probably caused you to faint and crash
Just bring up the connection between oral cancer and the HPV virus. They'll shut up.
 
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