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What would Al Bundy do....

Discussion in 'Stories' started by jlevan, May 17, 2018.

  1. So in honor of my hero I’ve decided to create a thread asking, if Al Bundy was an Uber/Lyft driver today, how would he respond to our pax.
     
  2. One of the great TV personalities of our time.

    He would definitely offer foot massages. Women's feet were his thang!
     

  3. He’d definitely have a side hustle goin
     
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  4. Me likey, me likey a lot
     
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  5. In an age of tryhards, wussies, arsekissers, and snowflakes...Al Bundy is a HUGE contrast.

    Not to mention, it's extremely entertaining.:p
     
  6. Kodyhead

    Kodyhead

    Location:
    South Floreduh
    Driving:
    UberSUV
    Polk high football rules!!!!

    He once scored 5 students into a pool ride
     
  7. Rakos

    Rakos

    Location:
    Tampa Bay
    Driving:
    UberXL
    Al Bundy... Now there's a mans man...8>)

    Rakos
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  8. Kodyhead

    Kodyhead

    Location:
    South Floreduh
    Driving:
    UberSUV
    They should spin off alien vs predator and have married with children vs Roseanne battle royale
     
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  9. Unfortunately, Al's Dodge was only a two-door car, so doesn't qualify for rideshare. Of course, those in the know knew it was actually a Plymouth Duster, not a Dodge.
     
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  10. SEAL Team 5

    SEAL Team 5

    Location:
    Phoenix
    Driving:
    Livery
    Pax: Can we stop at a drive thru?

    Al Bundy: Let's rock!!!

    Pax: Why are you going this way?

    Al Bundy: Let's rock!!!

    Pax: Can we put 6 people in your Prius?

    Al Bundy: Let's rock!!!

    Pax: Do you have any gum?

    Al Bundy: No, but I have last month's issue
    of BIG 'UNS if you would like.
     
  11. Kodyhead

    Kodyhead

    Location:
    South Floreduh
    Driving:
    UberSUV
    Any Fan's that haven't watched sons of anarchy with peggy Bundy is missing out btw
     
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  12. Pulling the thread back to the subject...

    a) He would pull into the airport staging lot, stick his smelly feet out the window, and lay back with his hand down his beltline!
    b) The blindest of the Uber inspectors would never approve his clunky old Dodge!
     
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  13. UberSchmuber

    UberSchmuber

    Location:
    Shore Thing
    Driving:
    UberXL
    2KgM8Xt.png Trick question!
    The 1971 Plymouth Duster is too old and only a two door.
    That was easy, what did I win???
     
  14. Second place
     
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  15. UberSchmuber

    UberSchmuber

    Location:
    Shore Thing
    Driving:
    UberXL
    COOL! I took the Silver!
     
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  16. [jumps into the grave]

    Lolz!:p
     
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