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I’m on the highway to hell
Tired, pissed off and ready to throw you out.All companies need a slogan. And according to some here, I'm independent businessman. I therefore need a slogan. I have been looking for inspiration from other businesses.
Facebook's is "It's quick and easy".
Google's is "Do the right thing". 😴
Neither of these are fit for a rideshare driver. The best I have come up with so far is a reshuffling of Target's:
"Pay more. Expect less". Now that we can (temporarily) set our own prices in CA, this is what the pax I take have been doing. But this won't last forever. So I'll need a new slogan.
What's your Uber/Lyft driver slogan?
SuperAss, cash or grass, nobody rides for free.
Ass, cash or grass, nobody rides for free.
🤣🤣🤣"It's all about the customer "
TucksWet wipes or dry paper?
sooo...someone wanted their cash or their ass? 🤣We had to move when I was about four years old because my parents were selling people dried lawn clippings as weed and it caught up with them.
Exactly.🤣🤣🤣
Tucks
sooo...someone wanted their cash or their ass? 🤣
That's funny! Sound like some hippie parents i rememberExactly.
That feels like a clunky slogan.UberEats Driver brings food on the table. No longer the husband -o:
#newnormal
Tip&5*orGTFO is more concise.That feels like a clunky slogan.
This is a good one. Scumbags tip their hairstylist, valet, waitress, bartender, the list goes on. The scumbags that we get in our personal cars don't tip! Especially if they have been drinking. We get them home safe and that's it. NO TIP!!I did put an earlier slogan on my driver profile, but pax ignored it. None of them have ever asked what they can do for me. The ingrates.
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Oh. Assholes also often don't tip those people.This is a good one. Scumbags tip their hairstylist, valet, waitress, bartender, the list goes on. The scumbags that we get in our personal cars don't tip! Especially if they have been drinking. We get them home safe and that's it. NO TIP!!
Where is our tip? Guess we don't care that much to anyone!!
I once witnessed a group of people in a golf cart that was my riders, tip the driver 100.00. Just for not even a 5-minute ride. They didn't tip me A-S*S*H*O*L*E*S. I picked them up @ Talking Stick Casino, Scottsdale, AZ. They got a 1 star from me.