What have I become?

UberLaLa

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Sluber

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I'm on a hot date in Santa Monica bowling. I walk into the bathroom to pee and all I can think about is, hmmmm, decent toilet, this would be a good pit stop to pee/poo if I'm out driving here. Wtf.
where did you meet her/him?...Tinder/Grindr?
 

Bsa80

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where did you meet her/him?...Tinder/Grindr?
My friends birthday party last week. This is my third night here already. She lives in Venice. I wake up and it's surging 2+ outside her front door. Much better than Carson...
 

Bpr2

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My friends birthday party last week. This is my third night here already. She lives in Venice. I wake up and it's surging 2+ outside her front door. Much better than Carson...
At least you know she's not pregnant
 

Bpr2

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I was married for 7 years and never got my wife pregnant. She tested ok. Last thing I'm worried about, haha.
Nevermind, haha. You might not know that sometimes surge is referred to as the map is bleeding.
 

Bsa80

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Were you tested? She may have been on birth control the whole time....
Nope. I don't mind though.

Nevermind, haha. You might not know that sometimes surge is referred to as the map is bleeding.
The reference was too smart and it flew over my head. I was wondering why you were mentioning pregnancy.

you dont have any class.
Tell me something I don't know.

Woke up and got a 2.5 as planned. Paid for 1/3 of the date right away.
 

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