We've Hit The Corona Lottery You Ant Bastards!!!

ANThonyBoreDaneCook

Well-Known Member

Bahahahahahaha

On UberPeople, the largest driver forum on the internet, dedicated drivers call themselves “ants.” One thread contains a photo of a driver encased by a sterile plastic cube, boasting that “real” ants won’t let the virus deter them from completing 430 trips each month. In response, another driver posted: "Coronavirus (one word) or COVID-19 also won't stop your landlords from evicting drivers for nonpayment. Ants will make bank after many entitled drivers hide under their beds."

So ants have "beds" and "landlords" now?
Right.....

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Next they'll start calling their hobo chili and canned mackerel "meals"

Fake news!
 

chitownXdriver

Well-Known Member
I drive around with a mask and pretend I have Corona, as soon as pax get in the car I start fake coughing sniffling and sneezing and if they ask if I'm ok I tell em yeah no big deal, just got a minor case of the Spanish fever. You should see the confused but worried looks on their faces
 

tohunt4me

Well-Known Member

Bahahahahahaha

On UberPeople, the largest driver forum on the internet, dedicated drivers call themselves “ants.” One thread contains a photo of a driver encased by a sterile plastic cube, boasting that “real” ants won’t let the virus deter them from completing 430 trips each month. In response, another driver posted: "Coronavirus (one word) or COVID-19 also won't stop your landlords from evicting drivers for nonpayment. Ants will make bank after many entitled drivers hide under their beds."

So ants have "beds" and "landlords" now?
Right.....

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Next they'll start calling their hobo chili and canned mackerel "meals"

Fake news!
What will Uber do to ' protect us ' !?!?
 
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