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Uber USC is back!

Discussion in 'Los Angeles & Orange County' started by UberComic, Sep 10, 2015.

  1. UberComic

    UberComic

    Location:
    Los Angeles
    Driving:
    UberSELECT
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  2. The UberNator

    The UberNator

    Location:
    Los Angeles
    Driving:
    UberX
    Guarantee a USC student will puke lol
     
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  3. Be sure to have open containers of beer in the cup holders. They get pissed if there is no beer. And open the door for them, then slam it on them. They get pissed if the door isn't slammed at least once on a ride. And be sure to puke in the seat. They get pissed if no one pukes in the seat.
     
  4. haji

    haji

    Location:
    BEVERLY HILLS CA
    Driving:
    UberSELECT
    Stay away from usc; ucla
     
  5. cityjohn

    cityjohn

    Location:
    California
    Won't be the first time I found a Trojan in my car
     
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  6. Western Warrior

    Western Warrior

    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
    Driving:
    UberX
    The black hole of USC. I heard that some drivers have been sucked in and never came out. Scary!
     
  7. CS289

    CS289

    Location:
    Los Angeles
    You know, if you did 4 short USC rides an hour, you would make 9.60 that hour, before your expenses.
    If you drove 8 miles in that hour, the IRS calculates you would net 5 dollars an hour.

    Uber and USC, a partnership for slave labor.
     
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  8. headtheball

    headtheball

    Location:
    SoCal
    I think the USC deal is awesome because it so beautifully typifies the total suckatude that is guba.

    I can't think of a better or faster way to thin the heard.

    The buba/ usc partnership: Dedicated to creating former drivers.
     

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