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Uber for pooping is here, and we can never go back

Discussion in 'News' started by Taxi Driver in Arizona, Jul 3, 2017.

  1. Taxi Driver in Arizona

    Taxi Driver in Arizona Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Arizona, The Grand Canyon State.
    Driving:
    Taxi
    New York City has a big problem: there aren't many clean, reliable bathrooms available. If you need to pop off the busy streets for a pitstop, you probably won't find a free toilet — and even the ones you pay for are more than likely gonna be icky.

    But we live in a time when we can instantly summon just about anything with our smartphones. Surely some enterprising innovator will soon introduce an on-demand, clean bathroom service to disrupt the Big Toilet industry.

    Enter Charmin. The toilet paper company is giving NYC a taste of toilet freedom with a two-day promotion for Van-GO, its new mobile-ordering bathroom experience, this week. The press-to-order service will send on-demand bathroom service to fulfill the dreams of germophobic pedestrians with overfilled bladders everywhere — or, at least the select neighborhoods the van will hit during its run.

    More at link:
    http://mashable.com/2017/06/20/charmin-van-go-mobile-order-toilet/#SZEyCgZrfSq2
     
  2. Uberdriver2710

    Uberdriver2710 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orange County, California
    Driving:
    UberX
    call a commode?
     
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  3. Ivanz

    Ivanz Member

    Location:
    Poconos
    Driving:
    UberX
    Carmode x surely.

    I wonder if carmodes black have to have solid gold ****ters and you can use your own 20$ bills to wipe with that the driver gets to keep.
     
  4. aeiou_-

    aeiou_- Well-Known Member

    Location:
    SF VALLEY
    This is genius..
     
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  5. Uberdriver2710

    Uberdriver2710 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orange County, California
    Driving:
    UberX
    What if I have to go #3?
     
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  6. aeiou_-

    aeiou_- Well-Known Member

    Location:
    SF VALLEY
    Surge pricing
     
  7. AllenChicago

    AllenChicago Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Chicago (NW Suburbs)
    Driving:
    Lyft
    NYC is full of Starbucks, McDonalds, etc.. Those establishments don't have bathrooms?

    How much would you charge to drive a porta-potty, hooked to the back of your car? Mileage, of course. But what about the usage of the Porta Potty? I'd say $3 per minute would be good. A moderately constipated customer could generate a quick $60 bucks.

    Also, no way would I want to perform any potty maintenance. It would have to dropped-off/picked-up at a porta-potty cleanup site. (Mileage for that too!)
     
  8. Uberyouber

    Uberyouber Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Dallas
    yea I'm in.
     
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  9. Mr. G

    Mr. G Member

    Location:
    Bay Area
    Driving:
    UberX
    Can I share the toilet with up to 3 people? ToiletPool?
     
  10. 7Miles

    7Miles Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Cali
    Don't be pissed if they arrive late !

    Just threaten them to take your **** elsewhere
     
  11. Danny3xd

    Danny3xd Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Hartford
    Ya know, might work outside concerts, festiviles, etc. Just a flatbed with some porta potties. A buck a pop. Or some thing like that.

    Dropped off at a concert last night. # teen girls want to be let off at Micky D's and there was already a line for the woman's toydi.
     
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  12. Adieu

    Adieu Well-Known Member

    Location:
    OC
    Driving:
    UberXL
    Like any other Uber-type "disruptive innovation", it's been going on for decades in Eastern Europe:

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  13. Danny3xd

    Danny3xd Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Hartford
    "Wait for the shake"

     
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  14. GT500KR

    GT500KR Active Member

    Location:
    Perrinville Wa.
    Driving:
    UberX
    PooPoo2Go, Mello-Yello Quickdrain.
     
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  15. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    Toilets will be rated.

    Try to cram 6 in ?
    Claim the last toilet let you do it.

    Dont be pissed
    But youre sh*t out of luck.
     
  16. ganerbangla

    ganerbangla Active Member

    Location:
    Philadelphia
    Driving:
    UberX
    Uber should provide uber bathroom
     
  17. Bpr2

    Bpr2 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    California
    Driving:
    UberX
    They already do for chickens.
     
  18. Nah its all about Uber Pooper.

     
  19. Tr4vis Ka1anick

    Tr4vis Ka1anick Well-Known Member

    Location:
    SF Bay
    Driving:
    UberPREMIUM
    FTFW. A buck a plop.

    Maybe even sell burritos or eggrolls at the same time. After your squat a mechanized microwave, plops out a hot steamy morsel for you to recycle back into the porta plopper.

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  20. UberLaLa

    UberLaLa Well-Known Member

    Location:
    LaLa Land
    Didn't you mean Purge Pricing
     

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