Damn dude used the wrong platform. You don't use Uber X when you just robbed The Santander Bank. They'll send a Nissan Altima, that's probably a lease through Santander. You need to use Uber High Performance. You have a better chance of getting an Infinity for your $1.25 a mile.
Maybe it will send a Chrysler 300 but with the little hemi rigged to run on alky-nitro.
It is funny, that new little hemi has the same displacement as the 1957 DeSoto hemi, but I understand that it is a completely different engine. I suppose that you could still get it to run on alky-nitro, though.