This isn't about what you want. It is about what you don't want. You might think it is funny or gratifying to post what you do but as I have pointed out before, there is the ever-so-slight chance that a real driver or a newbie might be gullible or naïve enough to actually believe some or all of it. Pity them if they do. You write like an idiot cipher of the Uber Disinformation Unit.