Top 10 signs you need to STOP BEING AN UBER DRIVER... 10. You stop accepting every ping you get, or canceling the ride if its "too far" for your whiney little butt to drive to. 9. You stop keeping your car perfectly clean, looking at it and saying, "eh, it can go another day before washing". 8. You start eating and drinking excessively whilst online to cope with your depression of having whiney Pax who don't rate you 5 stars when it's not even your fault! 7. You no longer bother to hold your farts in or brush your hair/teeth. 6. You start making up bull**** stories to tell Pax, like when you were shot in 'Nam, because you're tired of telling them the same story about your life. 5. You go from wearing nice clothes, to eh these are clean, to clothes off your floor and no undies because well who has time for laundry? Ubering is exhausting man! 4. You start creeping Pax out for fun, like the huge eyeball mirror stare, telling them you haven't slept for 32 hours solid, you have two prosthetic limbs that sometimes act up.... 3. You start engaging in risky behavior, going into known gang 'hoods playing your rap CD loudly throwing white chick gang signs, with "blow me" written with your finger on your dusty back window. 2. You start believing the Pax like you. Huge red flag. They don't, they're drunk. You're NOT the best driver they have ever had. Also they don't think you're hot. Only your mom thinks that. 1. The number one reason to stop being an uber driver... You have to use coins to put gas in enough to get one ride so you can cash out and put gas in for your next ride so you can cash out to get Mc Donald's!