Top 10 "My Other Driver Let Me..."

Kurt Halfyard

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10. "Pre-Game on the way to Rebel with Vodka & Redbull in open Red Solo Cups with my pals."
9. "Stop for smokes at the 7-11, I'll be 30 seconds, I don' know how to put in extra stops..."
8. "Have the Aux Cord for a 3 minute trip, Fam."
7. "Take this U-Turn in the middle of the Yonge-Eglinton Construction"
6. "Vape my custom tobacco/pot skunkjuice."
5. "Just drive a little further up the street, I put in the address in wrong" (1.5 km later...just turn right here, no left, just a little further...)
4. "Take my three toddlers, with no car seats, it's just up the street..." (Ride is from Milton to Brampton)
3. "Wear my mask on my chin for the whole ride."
2. "McD's Drive thru, please. I have a hankering for a McFlurry. STAT."
1. "Wait, just one more minute...Coming!"
 

iluxin

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-Can you stop me here please? (Under "No stopping" sign on bicycle lane)

And my lovely one was 2 years ago:

-Can you drop me inside there please? (Pointing to bay where all the buses going in to Finch station terminal).

It was so brilliant that I wasn't able to react even 😂
 

Kurt Halfyard

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i've never had a drop of asked at a bus only area, but I've had lots of people waiving their phones from inside the Busses Only Area. I just park nearby, and wait to see if they figure it out. Bus people are generaly short rides on UBER, so if I get the $3.75 shuffle, then so be it.
 

Another Uber Driver

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1. All the other Uber drivers let me sit up front (despite its being contrary both to Uber/Lyft policy and a specific Mayoral Order)

2. All the other Uber drivers right-on-red here. (despite a larger than usual NO TURN ON RED sign)

3. All the other Uber drivers turn left on red, here. (left on red from a one-way onto another one-way is specifically permitted in the Commonwealth of Virginia. It is specifically prohibited in the District of Columbia and just plain not allowed in the State of Maryland).

4. All the other Uber drivers let me eat in their car. (Like they really let you eat that loaded burrito so that you can spill half of it on the floor and seat)

5. All the other Uber drivers have water and snacks. (No, you had one that did, so now you think that all should have them)
 

SuzeCB

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At least you'd get paid the extra time and distance for that situation.

When the difference is only 300-500m on the other hand and they were just trying to save 50 cents... 🙄
But you lose out on surge or otherwise higher rates.

Why do you think they do yhis?
 

#professoruber

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Pax is so 80's. Reminds me of a driver trying to fit in.

In my experience, it's simple, you choose riders that feel and smell right. I am old school, I only banged the chicks that applied to the above.
 

TDR

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I can't even with #5...#paxholes 🤬
Damn, it’s extra cents, maybe tip. Who told you they have to do whatever you want 😢
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11. All the other Uber drivers always give me a ride. Says a 13 year old girl. :frown:

Reported.
In that case: it’s always some one ☝ that not. Have nice day. Come with momma!!! 😉
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Pax is so 80's. Reminds me of a driver trying to fit in.

In my experience, it's simple, you choose riders that feel and smell right. I am old school, I only banged the chicks that applied to the above.
Why I’m wasting my time here?
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You paid me but not enough.
Ask senate for stimulus number 2😜
 

New2This

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5. "Just drive a little further up the street, I put in the address in wrong" (1.5 km later...just turn right here, no left, just a little further...)
I had fun teaching an ExpressPool rider that we go to the pin and no further:

 
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