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Thinking about trying to induce rider vomiting for the fee. Any smell suggestions?

Discussion in 'Advice' started by Mordred, Mar 13, 2018.

  1. Mordred

    Mordred

    Location:
    30605
    Garlic?
     
  2. brianboru

    brianboru

    Location:
    Minneapolis
    Driving:
    UberX
    Butyric acid. Guaranteed.
     
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  3. nickd8775

    nickd8775

    Location:
    NJ / Philly
    Driving:
    UberX
    Do it at 3 am so that it's like a bonus
     
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  4. Ribak

    Ribak

    Location:
    Seattle
    Purchase some “vomit smelling pods” on-line or at your local Joke Shop. Also download barfing sounds.

    Step 1: “accidentally” turn on the sounds
    Sept 2: say “oh my gosh...what is that” and act as if you are trying to figure out how to turn it off.
    Step 3: activate the smelling pods

    $150....easy.
     
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  5. brianboru

    brianboru

    Location:
    Minneapolis
    Driving:
    UberX
    Jerky driving (tapping the brakes a lot) makes my wife and her cousin barf. :rolleyes:
     
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  6. Dropking

    Dropking

    Location:
    Sf bay area
    Weave side-to-side across two lanes like you are a drunken driver. The motion sickness gets them every time.
     
  7. cornerseat

    cornerseat

    Location:
    Pensacola
    My first night EVER driving for Uber and this chic hurls in the passenger seat at 1am. She puked into her hands but it sprayed on my arm, the console, dash, down my right pant leg and onto the side of my face. She apologized and offered me 20 bucks to not give her a bad rating. I took 3 pics. It was dark. Uber paid me 80 bucks within 20 minutes. I would've gotten the whole amount had I taken a pic of every single puked on area but I was dumb. Lesson learned. It took me two days and 4 detailed cleanings to get the stench out of the car and I have leather seats. It was horrible. It wasn't worth the 80 bucks.
     
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  8. Rakos

    Rakos

    Location:
    Tampa Bay
    Driving:
    UberXL
    That's EASY....

    Install a Big amp...

    Then turn it up as loud as you can...

    Marinate with a few well placed bumps...

    Voila...instant puke...8>)

    Don't ask me how I know this...8>O

    Rakos
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  9. Even the buck fifty ive gotten every time wasnt worth it.

    Once i had some kid looking at me from passenger seat as he was getting ready to spew in my face and i wasnt having it that day.

    Put my hand over his mouth and dared the mf to do it. Please believe his trip ended.

    It got on my hand a little. But he swallowed the rest of it.

    Then effed out of the car.

    As for putting hands on him, vomit contains blood, blood contains pathogens and represents both a real and perceived threat against my well being, health and safety. Ergo. Hands.
     
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  10. Find a traffic circle and just keep going around and around...
     
  11. freddieman

    freddieman

    Location:
    seattle
    Mizithra cheese?

    Just the tiny bit of puke splatter is pretty stinky. I never had a puker who puked in my car. I was able to pull over right away in 4 instances.

    The best way to get them puke is turning up the heat and have them sit in back seat while ur making hard turns with heavy braking and acceleration.
     
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  12. I've had two separate pukers, luckily I caught them both looking really pale and sickly RIGHT before they yakked. I keep those plastic (kinda thick) grocery bags in the back seat of my car since I drive the bar crowd.

    Both times I pulled over pretty much in time and both got the puke OUTSIDE of the car for the most part, but one girl also got it in some crevices around the door and car's interior near the door, it seeped into everything and was annoying as hell.

    Why the HELL do drunk people tend to stay silent when they're getting ready to puke? It's so frigging annoying. Neither of my pukers said "can you pull over " or "I'm gonna puke!" or ANYTHING to give me a heads up - I was watching them like a hawk in the rear view mirror as I drove (again, 2 different rides) and I could tell they were gonna let loose any second. I told their friends to get the bags and to make sure they puked into them because they definitely didn't want to pay for it to be cleaned out of my car (both rides were on the friends' accounts), but I don't understand why the sick ones stay quiet. Do they they're gonna get away with puking silently? (I know that happens, it actually happened to me back in high school in my dad's car as I drove. My very drunk friend, unbeknownst to me, puked everywhere silently and I didn't find it until the next day about 2 hours before my parents returned from a trip. Ugh. Maybe that's why I'm so vigilant about it when I have drunkies in my car).

    Oy!!
     
  13. Squirming Like A Toad

    Squirming Like A Toad

    Location:
    CT
    Driving:
    UberXL
    I had one last week. But I got her out of my car in time. Got a decent ride out of it too, wouldn't mind more like that.

    Being I have a van I really have to open the doors (electrically) and I have to be completely stopped and in park to do that, so I have a few seconds less than the 4-door sedan drivers. If I suspect it sometimes I'll make some jokes about puking, so they won't be too embarrassed to tell me to pull over.
     
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  14. Fabit

    Fabit

    Location:
    Medford
    Driving:
    UberX
    I would rather they not puke in my car. I let them know when they get in that I have puke bags in the door slots. You can buy the blue plastic puke bags cheap on amazon.
     
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  15. KellyC

    KellyC

    Location:
    sc
    Driving:
    UberX
    I'm with you, it is *so* not worth it. It's just disgusting.
     
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  16. flyntflossy10

    flyntflossy10

    Location:
    Omaha
    Driving:
    UberX
    before you let a smell off, always ask "is your world currently spinning"?
     
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  17. Saltyoldman

    Saltyoldman

    Location:
    Nam
    Driving:
    UberX
    Look kids
    Big Ben
    Parliament
     
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  18. Rakos

    Rakos

    Location:
    Tampa Bay
    Driving:
    UberXL
    Are you kidding....

    On a slow night they are a godsend...8>O

    Who can't use a $150 bonus...?

    Rakos
     
  19. Kodyhead

    Kodyhead

    Location:
    South Floreduh
    Driving:
    UberSUV
    The best ones are the one with the plastic ring imo, it's pretty idiot proof and easier to open, until of course they make a better idiot

    Because I am not the one who is cleaning it up lol, $100 to the car wash, and I would probably tip $20 for making someone else go through that lol
     
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  20. Who needs any kind of scent? I just show them porno mags with a Rakos centerfold. Works like a charm!
     
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