So.... I’m planning my first uber ride ever as a PAX...never been a driver... (and to be honest, I’m not even sure what PAX stands for)... I have been researching your threads on what NOT to do as a PAX. I know that this sounds really dorky, but let me list some things and enlighten me if I’m missing something. I’m trying not to have it be an epic failure here! 1. Don’t sit behind the driver, it’s creepy. 2. Ask before sitting in the front. 2a. If you do sit in the front don’t touch the stereo, the temperature controls, adjust the chair, touch the glove box, or touch the driver! lol 2b. It is assumed that you want to talk if you sit in the front, so don’t be a dork and talk loudly on your phone, or be creepy silent. 2c. Make sure you brushed your teeth and took a shower if you do sit in the front! Okay, probably if you sit in the back to. 3. Don’t puke in the car.... I don’t drink ever, so this is a non issue, unless I have the GI bug, in which case, I shouldn’t be going anywhere anyways. 4. Don’t say that you’ll “tip in the app!” Apparently an immediate 1-Star rating with some drivers. 4a. Tip in cash, because Uber doesn’t always let the transaction go through in the app if you tip. 4b. Tip. Period. 5. If you’re planning a long trip, text or call your driver, so that your driver doesn’t get a rude surprise about a drive from Lansing to Ann Arbor! 5a. Don’t drive your driver crazy if you do go on a long ride. 6. Don’t eat in the car. 6a. Unless you’re a type 1 diabetic like I am, and you’re having a low blood sugar moment, and if you don’t drink a juicy juice, your driver will have to go to the ER. 7. Don’t leave trash in car. 8. If driver is 17 minutes away and you’re requesting a ride that takes 7 minutes, that is evil... unless you’re a very good tipper, then maybe that’s okay! Lol 9. If there’s more than one if you, don’t be weird and not talk, or expect driver to run conversation! 10. Don’t request pick ups on high traffic areas where driver shouldn’t be stopping said car. Find a decent side street or likewise safer pick up area, so that we aren’t playing in traffic. 11. Don’t have sex in the back seat... apparently some riders need this reminder. 12. Tip an extra $10 dollars if the driver can name at least three Beach Boy’s tunes that Carl Wilson had lead vocals on... (Okay I think we all know that I made that rule up.) 13. Don’t complain about your in laws (I don’t have any anyways), the route your driver takes, or get out of the car before the car has come to a complete stop. 14. Don’t put feet on dash board. Not cool. 15. Don’t slam the door... I always feel paranoid about this one, because I want the door closed all the way, but don’t want to use hulk force. 16. Wear your seat belt. Tickets aren’t sexy. 17. Keep arms, legs, and brain inside the vehicle at all times. 18. Realize your driver isn’t perfect... okay, maybe they are, but if they make a mistake, the planets will not become misaligned. 19. Unless your driver was Ted Bundy and you end up in a freezer, always rate your driver 5 stars! Anything left makes you an employee of the Empire and evil. 20. Give an extra $10 tip for sideburns... because I have a weakness for them, and yes, I know that’s favoritism! 21. I cannot believe I forgot this one: don’t ping the driver until you are ready... because making them wait is evil! Am I missing anything...?