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The poop sweats vs the no-show fee

Discussion in 'Stories' started by HotUberMess, Aug 12, 2018 at 2:55 PM.

  1. HotUberMess

    HotUberMess Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orlando
    Setting: $400 per night hotel. I’m under the porte cochere, but so are a dozen other drivers and cabs. I call rider to tell her I’m in front and she promises she’s only 45 seconds away. The timer says 4:30 left to count down.

    A couple of minutes later, she’s still not there and I’m feeling a shift in my gut. Maybe I should cancel? No. I can hold it.

    Getting close to 5:00 and I’ve got The Sweats. Must. Hold. On.

    At 5:01 I mash that no-show button and leave smoke in the porte cochere.

    A few minutes later I’m in the men’s room at 7-11 because the women’s is out of order. Uggggghhh

    I get another ping from the rider.


    ONLY FORTY-FIVE SECONNNDS
     
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  2. MarcG

    MarcG Well-Known Member

    Location:
    San Diego
    Wipe and go. Don’t forget to wash your hands.
     
  3. HotUberMess

    HotUberMess Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orlando
    Soap dispenser broken. I had to pop the top off and dig it out with my hands. Desperate times call for desperate measures
     
  4. Pax Collector

    Pax Collector Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Minutes away
    Like I've said it before, picking up pax you cancelled on is like putting your spit back into your mouth (For lack of a better analogy).
     
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  5. Cableguynoe

    Cableguynoe Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Monterey Bay
    You had me at men's room
     
  6. HotUberMess

    HotUberMess Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orlando
    I’ve never no-showed and still taken the same pax on second attempt.. won’t they be ragey mad? It’ll be hard to play my usual “Ohhh I’m so sorrrry that happened to you” when I was the one who no-showed her
     
  7. JC17

    JC17 Active Member

    Location:
    Las Vegas
    O
    i have had it happen to me no issues I explained the 5 minute policy I even got a a cash tip and kickback from the stripe club they were going to lol
     
  8. chitownXdriver

    chitownXdriver Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Chicago
    Driving:
    UberXL
    Can't live without dude wipes, I actually feel dirty if I don't use them now.
     
  9. Cableguynoe

    Cableguynoe Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Monterey Bay
    You are dirty if you don’t use them
     
  10. HotUberMess

    HotUberMess Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orlando
    What are “dude wipes”?
     
  11. Cableguynoe

    Cableguynoe Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Monterey Bay
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    We call them dude wipes because dude’s a$ses are so hairy we really really need them
     
  12. chitownXdriver

    chitownXdriver Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Chicago
    Driving:
    UberXL
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  13. HotUberMess

    HotUberMess Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orlando
  14. Christinebitg

    Christinebitg Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Houston
    Driving:
    UberX
    Same here.

    You could play the "I'll tell Uber not to bill for that first one" card. (Yes, it's for real if you know how to do it.)

    Christine
     
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  15. nickd8775

    nickd8775 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    NJ / Philly
    Driving:
    UberX
    You can show them how to get a refund. You still get the cancel fee but they don't pay it.
     
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  16. Over/Uber

    Over/Uber Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Vancouver, OR
    You had me at poop sweats.
     
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  17. Asificarewhatyoudontthink

    Asificarewhatyoudontthink Well-Known Member

    Location:
    St Petersburg, FL
    Men's room?
    You need to question exactly what you dipped your hand into...
    If the soap is not in a sealed bag inside a dispenser I wouldn't use it to wash my hands.

    Because I knew someone who thought it was funny (and definitely not assault) to do things into friends shampoo bottles when at their home.
    Never was allowed around me or My friends after hearing about "this hilarious prank".
    But, those sickos are out there.
     
  18. KK2929

    KK2929 Active Member

    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
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    They just wanted to get to the Strip Club. Generally, you will get an ear full the entire trip and a 1 star.

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    LOL !!! I was going to explain but I think you had better look it up.
     
  19. Tr4vis Ka1anick

    Tr4vis Ka1anick Well-Known Member

    Wait, did you just commit an upper decker or sumtin in the 7-11 men's bathroom?

    Accchhkkk

    upper decker
    The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

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    Last edited: Aug 13, 2018 at 10:54 AM
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  20. chitownXdriver

    chitownXdriver Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Chicago
    Driving:
    UberXL
    LOL
     

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