Some people....

Mista T

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Had a woman in my car who was in pain. Back pain. Took her to a chiropractor. She wanted me to wait, as it was going to be a "really quick treatment."

Uh, do you think I want to sit around in a chiro waiting room for you?? Thinking quickly, I turned a minus into a plus. "How about if I run down the road to my favorite coffee place and grab myself something, then come back here to get you?" She took the bait, and put in her drink order as well.

Heading towards her home, she tells me she wants to stop at Trader Joe's and grab some quick things. She promised to be fast, and to "make it worth my while".

This woman was in the store for, like, 20+ minutes! What a waste of my time. I swear, if she wasn't my wife, I would have kicked her to the curb at the first stop!
 

OG ant

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Had a woman in my car who was in pain. Back pain. Took her to a chiropractor. She wanted me to wait, as it was going to be a "really quick treatment."

Uh, do you think I want to sit around in a chiro waiting room for you?? Thinking quickly, I turned a minus into a plus. "How about if I run down the road to my favorite coffee place and grab myself something, then come back here to get you?" She took the bait, and put in her drink order as well.

Heading towards her home, she tells me she wants to stop at Trader Joe's and grab some quick things. She promised to be fast, and to "make it worth my while".

This woman was in the store for, like, 20+ minutes! What a waste of my time. I swear, if she wasn't my wife, I would have kicked her to the curb at the first stop!
She did say she'll "make it worth your while" stock up on them viagra pills!
 

Wonkytonk

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Click bait title...really Mista T? Really? Come on now. Also even after the click baitery it's like rideshare 101 did you forget your own advice on the subject? You know what, you should have titled this one "How I was a rideshare dumb @$$ who knew better but still did the wrong thing". I would have read that too from you. Now I'm thinking clicking on your stuff may be questionable decision making on my part like a Republican voting for Trump...just a click baited chump.
 

25rides7daysaweek

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Had a woman in my car who was in pain. Back pain. Took her to a chiropractor. She wanted me to wait, as it was going to be a "really quick treatment."

Uh, do you think I want to sit around in a chiro waiting room for you?? Thinking quickly, I turned a minus into a plus. "How about if I run down the road to my favorite coffee place and grab myself something, then come back here to get you?" She took the bait, and put in her drink order as well.

Heading towards her home, she tells me she wants to stop at Trader Joe's and grab some quick things. She promised to be fast, and to "make it worth my while".

This woman was in the store for, like, 20+ minutes! What a waste of my time. I swear, if she wasn't my wife, I would have kicked her to the curb at the first stop!
Well did you get your generous tip
or just buy her a coffee ???
 

Mista T

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Click bait title...really Mista T? Really? Come on now. Also even after the click baitery it's like rideshare 101 did you forget your own advice on the subject? You know what, you should have titled this one "How I was a rideshare dumb @$$ who knew better but still did the wrong thing". I would have read that too from you. Now I'm thinking clicking on your stuff may be questionable decision making on my part like a Republican voting for Trump...just a click baited chump.
"That thar's funny raht there, I don't care who ya are."

Admit it, you laughed....
 

peteyvavs

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Had a woman in my car who was in pain. Back pain. Took her to a chiropractor. She wanted me to wait, as it was going to be a "really quick treatment."

Uh, do you think I want to sit around in a chiro waiting room for you?? Thinking quickly, I turned a minus into a plus. "How about if I run down the road to my favorite coffee place and grab myself something, then come back here to get you?" She took the bait, and put in her drink order as well.

Heading towards her home, she tells me she wants to stop at Trader Joe's and grab some quick things. She promised to be fast, and to "make it worth my while".

This woman was in the store for, like, 20+ minutes! What a waste of my time. I swear, if she wasn't my wife, I would have kicked her to the curb at the first stop!
You had two chances to escape and you didn’t, she’s got you well trained.
 

RideshareUSA

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Had a woman in my car who was in pain. Back pain. Took her to a chiropractor. She wanted me to wait, as it was going to be a "really quick treatment."

Uh, do you think I want to sit around in a chiro waiting room for you?? Thinking quickly, I turned a minus into a plus. "How about if I run down the road to my favorite coffee place and grab myself something, then come back here to get you?" She took the bait, and put in her drink order as well.

Heading towards her home, she tells me she wants to stop at Trader Joe's and grab some quick things. She promised to be fast, and to "make it worth my while".

This woman was in the store for, like, 20+ minutes! What a waste of my time. I swear, if she wasn't my wife, I would have kicked her to the curb at the first stop!
Please explain your title.
"Author"
 

Buck-a-mile

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Had a woman in my car who was in pain. Back pain. Took her to a chiropractor. She wanted me to wait, as it was going to be a "really quick treatment."

Uh, do you think I want to sit around in a chiro waiting room for you?? Thinking quickly, I turned a minus into a plus. "How about if I run down the road to my favorite coffee place and grab myself something, then come back here to get you?" She took the bait, and put in her drink order as well.

Heading towards her home, she tells me she wants to stop at Trader Joe's and grab some quick things. She promised to be fast, and to "make it worth my while".

This woman was in the store for, like, 20+ minutes! What a waste of my time. I swear, if she wasn't my wife, I would have kicked her to the curb at the first stop!
How do they say "damn, you dumb"?
 
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