I get your point. Did not mean to sound so serious, but we need people like you on our side.
Now, if you're willing to work as a double agent spy and get our messages across to Dara, that would indeed be welcome news!
Just be careful, if you happen to run across Seymour by the water cooler outside Dara's office, because he's had too much Kool-Aid already!
The U/L app definitely works you over POW (prisoner of war) style .Bro @@@ that guy. It’s a joke. Uber has mentally fcked me. I wouldn’t work for them even thigh i am more qualified than the jack ass idiots that works at the office.