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#1 ·
HOW DO I TELL PEOPLE TO STOP MAKING OUT IN MY DAMN CAR NICELY?!

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#9 ·
Oh man I have a good one... one night I pickup 2 very hot girls about 30 from HB and they were pretty buzzed.

They were kind of awkwardly touchy with each other then I hear one of them say "should we try it" and they start full on making out.

Hard to drive while you are just watching the rear view mirror , pretty sure they were either long time friends or coworkers.

Took them to a house in Costa Mesa and pretty sure what went down next.
 
#10 ·
This is just my opinion, but it makes a big difference to me if say two hot women were making out verses two obese men.

Oh man I have a good one... one night I pickup 2 very hot girls about 30 from HB and they were pretty buzzed.

They were kind of awkwardly touchy with each other then I hear one of them say "should we try it" and they start full on making out.

Hard to drive while you are just watching the rear view mirror , pretty sure they were either long time friends or coworkers.

Took them to a house in Costa Mesa and pretty sure what went down next.
Please, describe to me in detail what you think went down next. I'm sitting here in the dark at lax.
 
#22 ·
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Ahhh I have a story for you my friend and warning.

Lol!

I had two folks making out hard and hated the sound.

So I broke / braked, anywho gently and they didn't get the hint. I went 50 down the street and at a stop sign slammed in my brakes.

This chick did not have her seat belt on and she went super man into my cupholder headfirst. Feet in the air.

The BF went face first into my back seat.

Her BF, went hun are you ok?

I'm looking out the window trying not to fall out of the car laughing.

BF asked what happened:

I said someone cut me off at the stop sign and sped off.

BF: LA drivers.

ME: I Know, have a good night.

Meanwhile homechick is it in my cupholder trying to figure out how to sit up!

Just check for seat belts next time. That is alll.

Happy SATURDAY YALL!!
 
#20 ·
You gotta come up with a Trick that makes 'em stop all the smoochin'

KekeLo uses the Flying Burrito trick.
deadmile the Green Gas trick
Jbeck the Chicken Poop on Backseat trick
TwoFiddyMile the $2.50 a Mile trick
20yearsdriving the Ever been in the pen? trick
Pig Pen the Wanna see some cool porta-potties? trick

If none of those work...just give me a ring and I'll drop in and help out~

 
#31 ·
You gotta come up with a Trick that makes 'em stop all the smoochin'

KekeLo uses the Flying Burrito trick.
deadmile the Green Gas trick
Jbeck the Chicken Poop on Backseat trick
TwoFiddyMile the $2.50 a Mile trick
20yearsdriving the Ever been in the pen? trick
Pig Pen the Wanna see some cool porta-potties? trick

If none of those work...just give me a ring and I'll drop in and help out~

Hi:p
 
#42 ·
Not really. If I needed that wouldn't you think I'd be rubbing one out to the noises of pax making out?

Turn the rear view mirror directly on them and start making creepy sounds...no wait! You're a girl...nvm. :confused:
You don't know me! Being a girl don't mean sh*t I'm weird as f*ck lol. I should start talking about my constipation and see how they like that.
 
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