seriously!!! just when i though meditation was helping. IT'S MY CAR don't be gross and make out in it idc who you are wait until i drop your a$$ off.. from now on i'm going to look for potholes and brake hard.
hey hey hey this isn't a thread based on fantasies i'm asking for help from our fellow UB kin... and idc if you're hot, gay, lez.. old, young, rich, poor DO NOT MAKE OUT!!! yuck. the saliva specks all over my seats
You gotta come up with a Trick that makes 'em stop all the smoochin'
KekeLo uses the Flying Burrito trick. deadmile the Green Gas trick Jbeck the Chicken Poop on Backseat trick TwoFiddyMile the $2.50 a Mile trick 20yearsdriving the Ever been in the pen? trick Pig Pen the Wanna see some cool porta-potties? trick
If none of those work...just give me a ring and I'll drop in and help out~
You could always started laughing creepily like picture what you think Cuponoodles looks like with his mouth is open laughing all of mice and men type acting...
Second way, pretend shake weight yourself in the front seat. This will work for both sexes or genders are whatever we call male and female nowadays.
Kissing/makin out is totally fine. Just turn up the music and let them enjoy..but! Pull over MAD as soon as she gets on top. You car is your temple, not a nasty bathroom on the corner of the 4th street
They're supposed to have seatbelts on at all time but I would hard brake a few times to send a message if I wanted them to stop. Usually, I'd just turn up the music and it would drown out any kissing or moaning sounds.
You gotta come up with a Trick that makes 'em stop all the smoochin'
KekeLo uses the Flying Burrito trick. deadmile the Green Gas trick Jbeck the Chicken Poop on Backseat trick TwoFiddyMile the $2.50 a Mile trick 20yearsdriving the Ever been in the pen? trick Pig Pen the Wanna see some cool porta-potties? trick
If none of those work...just give me a ring and I'll drop in and help out~
For some weird reason almost every time I play Led Zeppelin pax make out in the back seat of my car. Now I only play Zep when theres a single pax or 3 or more. Never when just 2!
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