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OMG I drove a stripper to the strip joint

Discussion in 'Stories' started by TLaF, May 18, 2017.

  1. Doowop

    Doowop Well-Known Member

    Location:
    USA
    Might be right.
     
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  2. nickd8775

    nickd8775 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    NJ / Philly
    Driving:
    UberX
    Back in the days of taxis, they might skip out the fare to the club. But the same driver would come back to take them home and they would pay both fares and tip well.
     
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  3. Mears Troll Number 4

    Mears Troll Number 4 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orlando-ish
    Driving:
    Taxi

    I had that BS happen and I walked up to the bouncer and told him.

    He paid for her ride, said he would tack it on to what she owed the club and said if it ever happened again to just let him know...



    Sometimes opening up your mouth can do wonders.
     
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  4. Bean

    Bean Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Tampa Bay
    Driving:
    UberX
    I always make it a point to be cool with the bouncers. It's likely you may be dealing with them regularly and sometimes they take care of you if you're not an ass.
     
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  5. Mears Troll Number 4

    Mears Troll Number 4 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orlando-ish
    Driving:
    Taxi
    I've gone to drop people off and the bouncers will load me on the spot,
     
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  6. the ferryman

    the ferryman Active Member

    Location:
    Urth
    Had the young lady strip club owner and one of her girls hail me at the end of the night to take them home a few days ago. All is saw was butt cheeks in the headlights as they made their way up the stairs. Yes, they did tip. Look up: Ballerrinas
     
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  7. pismire

    pismire Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Varies
    Did anyone else read this in the voice of a twelve year old kid who just found his dads porn stash? I totally get that vibe.
     
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  8. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    Strippers, bartenders, street performers.
    They often wear sweats after work.
    Trying to avoid attention.
    Once drove a woman home from Larry Flynts Hustler club not wearing much more than her 1st place ribbon.

    Also drive men home in dresses.

    Really huh ?

    It was fun though.
    He was so excited.
     
  9. Jagent

    Jagent Moderator Moderator

    Location:
    Kentucky
    Strippers are fun, but dating them is a nightmare.
     
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  10. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    Yes.
    Do not date strippers.
    Do not date bartenders.
    Someone will always be out to cause trouble.
    Even a non jealous man will have more than he can handle.

    A friend of mine moved in with a stripper when we were younger.
    She made a house husband out of him.
    Made him quit working.
    Just USED him for hot meals , sex , and pampering.
    DONT DO IT !
     
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  11. wk1102

    wk1102 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    treasure coast fl
    I dated a girl for 3 months, every time we went out it cost me several hundred bucks... one day I called her out in it.

    She said "I'm a prostitute, what did you expect?" :/
     
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  12. Jc.

    Jc. Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Miami
    Is she single now?
     
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  13. John1979

    John1979 New Member

    Location:
    Virginia
    I picked up 2 ladies who were nearly naked, I'm no prude, I literally mean nearly naked. One had her breasts out fully exposed half the ride and then looks down and says oops and pulls her tank top back over them. They are texting guys on the way to the concert asking for someone to pay their rent, which someone does, and one says to the other XXXX is paying our rent we owe him a party. They then get on the phone with someone discussing details they weren't shy about, turns out they are the prostitutes for the rapper whose concert I'm driving them to. Dropped them off to some security looking guy who took them in on the side. It was not a small time rapper, I never heard of him but googled his name and what came up first is he's separated from his wife for being caught with strippers lol. I'm middle aged, a father, and was more concerned for these barely of age girls and their life decisions that being excited about the hot girls in my car. Wished them a good night and to please be safe.
     
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  14. FL_Dex

    FL_Dex Well-Known Member

    Location:
    South Florida
    Driving:
    UberX
    No, they don't. Which I think is both rude and ironic. Were our roles reversed, they would certainly expect me to tip. My experience with strippers is that they're women who think they're better looking than they really are.
     
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  15. LVC

    LVC Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Nevada
    Same here in Vegas, I've given many strippers and hookers rides, only got a tip from one hooker so far. The rest of them are tighter than their own....!!!
     
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  16. Jagent

    Jagent Moderator Moderator

    Location:
    Kentucky

    My experience with dating strippers is that there is always lots of drama. The clubs are like soap operas.. someone is always spreading rumors, or cheating, or missing work. Plus, a lot of them are coke heads. The good part is that they usually dress nice and they'll spend money on you.
     
  17. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    An extremely large percentage of the stripper population is lesbian or bi sexual.
    Many have histories of victimization by sexual abuse from ages younger than 5.

    Drug use/ abuse is prevalent, probably due to large amounts of cash disposable income easily obtained in this profession.

    A large percentage " side hustle" in the sex or drug industry.

    Strippers are often forced to pay protection money to groups OR organizations.

    I grew up in an oilfield boom town.
    People would be found dead in the swamp every weekend.
    Clubs would burn down.
    People would be found dead at the backdoor of clubs killed by a sawed off shotgun.

    Wherever there is money in the water, there will be sharks.

    She committed suicide eventually.
    After years of threatening to for what seemed like no reason.
    I dont know if my buddy is
    still alive or not. He disappeared.

    The 1st person to pull a sawed off shotgun on me when i was 16 was a bouncer at a strip club owned by local govt. Members.
    He was waiting one night in a club parking lot. After announcing to many people " he was coming for me".
    We had a disagreement over his plans for my x wifes cousin.

    Ever have a sawed off shotgun pulled on you by a guy in a gorilla suit.

    They can shoot you in a crowd of people and walk away from it.
     
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  18. mikes424

    mikes424 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    illinois
    A friend of mine dated a stripper whose stage name was Bambi. He said she was a real dear.
     
  19. wk1102

    wk1102 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    treasure coast fl
    My experience is they are emotionally broken, addicts and hustlers....

    Guess we hang out in different clubs.

    Only in N.O., even in Florida, a guy in a gorilla suit with a sawed off shot gut stands out!
     
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  20. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    There is a difference between " "Gentlemans clubs" and " Strip clubs".
    Strip clubs goal is to strip you of cash.

    I have seen multi million dollar deals signed over the " Entertainment Provided" rather than the Product merits.
    When 5 competitors offer the same price, quality, product . . . what will help sway the purchasing representative ?
    Free hunting trips at a private deer camp.
    Deep sea fishing.
    A beautiful young woman devoting hundreds of dollars worth of attention.
    Guess which one is cheaper.

    Ez to hide.
    ( kind of like a " directional" hand grenade)
     

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