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Lot Lizards and Uber

Discussion in 'Complaints' started by UberCheese, Jan 12, 2018.

  1. UberCheese

    UberCheese Well-Known Member

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    For those who have picked up lot lizards after work, is this better during a rainy or dry season?

    Rainy seasons cause lot flooding and therefore provide for a fresher ride. How do you deal with drier mornings?
     
  2. IERide

    IERide Well-Known Member

    I have no idea WTF you are saying.
     
  3. Blatherskite

    Blatherskite Well-Known Member

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    The innuendos I'm inferring from the OP lead me to surmise my mind is in the gutter.
     
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  4. UberCheese

    UberCheese Well-Known Member

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    Admission: the post is literally about the gutter or the ground and its refreshing uses.
     
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  5. Saltyoldman

    Saltyoldman Well-Known Member

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    I knew Jim Morrison wasn’t dead
     
  6. Julescase

    Julescase Well-Known Member

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    What's a Lot Lizard?
     
  7. upyouruber

    upyouruber Well-Known Member

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    Lot Lizards, now if that isn't bottom-of-the-barrel, who knows what is!

    Prostitutes that ply their trade at truck stops.
     
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  8. Danger Mouse

    Danger Mouse Well-Known Member

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    I actually thought that he was referring to Uber drivers who park and sit in parking lots LOL
     
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  9. upyouruber

    upyouruber Well-Known Member

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    Oh ok, but that may be part true for there may be Uber drivers parked in hopes of hiring a Lot Lizard themselves!....True or false, Rakos?:D
     
  10. Julescase

    Julescase Well-Known Member

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    Oh, I thought he meant those guys who hang out in the Home Depot parking lot hoping to get some construction/landscaping work for the day.

    Lolol maybe the OP could clarify. Ha ha ha!
     
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  11. Danger Mouse

    Danger Mouse Well-Known Member

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    No, those are called dreamers
     
  12. upyouruber

    upyouruber Well-Known Member

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    LOL:D
     
  13. UberCheese

    UberCheese Well-Known Member

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    A lot lizard is a man or woman who provides intimacy services to transportation professionals. They’re easily identified by a lack of teeth and creative means of cleaning themselves: coke bottle duches, parking lot puddles, or just “sharing experiences” between customers.
     
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  14. Julescase

    Julescase Well-Known Member

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    Wow, I learned something new every day. I thought they were called truck stop prostitutes.
     
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  15. Gilby

    Gilby Well-Known Member

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    "sleeper leapers" from the Urban Dictionary.
     
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