It's Friday night, there's a feeling of anticipation in the air as I'm excited for the weekend. I had already been driving for a few hours but nothing really to be excited about since most of my pax's had been girls. Don't get me wrong sometimes it's fun driving around some of these girls as we have some things in common like, bashing men, girl stuff in general, or singing car karaoke together. The disappointment comes when many of these female pax's don't tip. Occasionally I'll get a tip from a female pax but not very often. Most of my tips come from male pax's but I know many of you guys get excited when you see a female pax name on your app (not going to say names) but you guys know who you are. Guys be salivating over picking up some random "hot" girl. A few hours later I'm driving in a nice part of town. I get a ping from a Nicole. I see the name and immediately frown. I was ready to cancel on this one as I'm thinking great! This night keeps getting better and better. I'm getting closer to the address and I see people dressed really nice. I'm talking about suits and gala style dresses. Nicole, the woman I'm picking up is wearing a dark navy blue blazer, cream portofino shirt, and a midnight blue pinstripe high waisted pencil skirt. Nicole is an attractive brunette and looks to be around 35 years of age. I notice she has a small carry on luggage with wheels. I get out to greet her and help her put the small luggage in the trunk. While putting the small luggage in the back and close the trunk, Nicole tells me to stay still. I'm not sure what she's doing but I just stand there as she digs in her purse. She takes out a small measuring tape and says,"I'm just taking measurements, okay?" Confused I said hmm, okay!? After measuring me she says, "All set, I think this will work." Nicole sits in the front seat. As I got in the car she asked if I was an open minded girl. Without much hesitation I said, yes I am! I told her that I was willing to try new things at least once. Then the conversation proceeded as follow: Nicole: I'm going to be very blunt with you. I am a very successful career woman. I'm here on a business conference event for a few days. I live in Tustin. I'm in my mid to late 40's. I'm also the executive Vice President and chief financial officer for a extremely successful firm up in Irvine. Me: Wow! You... I get interrupted by her immediately and sense a presence of an authoritarian personality. Nicole: Most of the people in these events are men. There's not a lot of women in my position, but a lot of these men are usually accompanied by young beautiful girls. Me: How often are these conferences? Nicole: Very often this is why I need an exotic beautiful girl to come with me to the after events. Ideally you will be by my side as arm candy. This conversation went in a very different direction than expected. Me: Sorry, I'm not sure I follow. Nicole: You are beautiful and even have the exotic accent to go with the look that many men/women would love. I want the men here to see you in my arm and be the envy during our gatherings. Me: I... Nicole: I will take care of you. I will spoil you like no one ever has. The first thing I want to do for you is get you new clothes. I want to take you on a shopping spree to Burberry, Hermes, Prada, Armani, Chanel, Gucci, Versace, these are some of the stores I like to go. I have a few conditions that you have to agree to and fulfill before I can spoil you. Me: What do you mean? Nicole: I will set goals for you. How tall are you? How much do you weight and how old are you? She went straight to personal questions... Me: I'm 5'8" and I'm between 142-148lbs. I'm %# years old. Nicole: I need you to be 120lbs. I will set a deadline and track the milestones during your weight loss. For every 5lbs you lose I will take you on a shopping spree, each time you lose 5lbs you will earn a shopping spree. Me: Why do I need to lose that much weight? Nicole: If you're going to be my arm candy you need to look your best and 120lbs will get you there. Me: Last time I weighted 120lbs was in High School. Before I got to the weight I am now I used to be somewhere between 130-134lbs. I would love to go back to 130-132lbs and that would be ideal weight for me. Nicole: That's not good enough! Me: I'm not sure I'll be able to lose that much weight in that short amount of time to get to 120lbs. Nicole: You will. You will have a personal chef making all your meals. You will be in a strict diet for several weeks. You will also have my personal trainer working with you at the gym while I'm at work. Then in the evenings 3-4 days a week you will join me at the gym during my sessions. Me: What about my job and where I live? Nicole: You will live with me and that's your job. There will be many nights when I come home exhausted from work and all I'll want to do is relax. If I want a full body massage, you will provide it. I expect to have a glass of wine to help me unwind. If I drop my pants in front of you I expect you to go down on me and eat the s#%* out of my kitty ( kitty is not exactly the word she used). I'm secure enough with my sexuality that doing something for this lady (going down on her) will be just like going on a diet, trying a new exotic dish or walking your dog. We don't like to walk our dogs sometimes but it's good for them. It's not a deal breaker taking care of some kitty, it's just another thing on her list that I will need to do. But I just can't get over that... This lady wants me to quit driving for Uber and quit my regular job. A lot of you guys would be upset if you were to lose your Uber job, so I'm sure you understand where I am coming from to do away with my current life and live a new one. Initially I went along with this conversation because I wanted to see where it would go. Now, this is something that I wasn't expecting and a very unusual request coming from a female pax. I told her I was overwhelmed by the things she told me. That I couldn't give her the answer she was looking for right at that moment, that I would need some time to think about it and then I would let her know. Looking at her eyes I knew she wanted an answer from me and was willing to do something she had never done before. She said,"I will send for someone to pick you up in a week, and bring you to my place...I will give you two weeks of living with me to see how well you can adjust to being with me." I told her I wasn't sure if I could take a few days off from work so soon, but I would see what I could do. She gave me her business card and her cellphone number. We get to her destination. I get out to get the luggage and the last thing she tells me before walking away was... "I have to tell you, I am very high maintenance and I expect things to be done at home the moment I ask you to. I expect a call from you within a week from now, then I can send someone to pick you up. If I don't hear from you I will move on but at least have the courtesy to call me back." Now this is my dilemma. I have a few days left to call her or my chance at being arm candy for this lady will be gone. I've been wanting to update my wardrobe for quite sometime now, so this might be my only chance at it. I'm feeling very conflicted at this moment. What to do...what to do?