No match!! I am king! (Took as a rider, no way in hell as driver)
You are not King.
Tip is included in the fare, you know that by now!!!
'top' has a totally different meaning.
Did you ask for mints/ candy ?
Did you demand water?
Did you ask for charger cable ?
Did you ask for control of radio,air conditioning ?
Did you ask for drive through ?
Did you litter the car ?
Did you rate driver below 5?
Did you brag about your ride being 1/5 the cost of taxi,them not tip your driver ?
I see what you did there . . . . .It is added and included when I drive Uber Taxi.
.........so the question to me is "Did you make a TYPographical error, there?"........................
The answer is "Yes, and I have made the appropriate kuh-WRECK-shin".
Did you eat in the car after going to drive-through and slop your crumbs everywhere?
Did you ralph in the car after eating the drive through?
Did you one-star the driver for a dirty car after you slopped your crumbs, threw the trash onto the floor then ralphed?
Did you deny ralphing when Uber charged you a clean-up fee?
Did Uber cancel the clean-up fee after you denied ralphing?
The TNCs depend heavily on people desperate for any income. They apply their desperation to their driving. Thus, they will accept anything, including One-Dollar-Sixty U-Pool trips.I am surprised anybody picked you up.
Oh GOODNESS! Am I to be executed by anti-aircraft gun?..or worse, by an UberSUV Tahoe making a left turn from the kerb lane?I see what you did there