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It's the most wonderful time of the year....

Pax Collector

Well-Known Member
It's the most wonderful time of the year
With Uber rate cutting and Dara telling you be of good cheer
It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's the hap-hapiest season of all
With those support messages and airport
queue meetings
when ants come to call
It's the hap-happiest season of all

There'll be bags for puking
margaritas for snacking
and driving out in the snow
There'll be scary pax stories
And tales of the glories of
ridesharing long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much hydroplaning
And AMPs will be glowing
When riders are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year

There'll be bags for puking
margaritas for snacking
and driving out in the snow
There'll be scary pax stories
And tales of the glories of
ridesharing long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much hydroplaning
And AMPs will be glowing
When riders are near
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year
 
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