There was this jack ass with an over inflated ego that hung out at the same bar as me that had a vanity plate on his BMW. The Plate read
"ViNCSBM". One day when I had enough of his jaw jacking about how great he was I asked him about the plate. "My name is Vince and its a Beemer?"he said in that duh stupid tone of voice people use when pointing out the obvious. "Oh, wow because most people know that BM is short for bowel movement. I thought you were a proctologist or you thought the car was a piece of sh*t. A few months later I noticed he replaced it with a regular plate.