When you no show a child, it's a good idea to report it to Uber in case the child files a false report in retaliation. I phoned Uber support to report it, which started the following exchange. Where do they find these people, Morons R Us? Hmmm..... I seem to remember Uber sending me an email a few days ago. Now, what was the title. Let's see.... Yeah uh-huh, they've got my back. Total morons.