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I Gotta Pee - The Struggle Is Real

Trump Economics

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I actually feel bad for the guy. I know what it’s like to have to “go” suddenly, but be stuck in wall-to-wall traffic with no way to exit the freeway, etc. And while I would never do it with a passenger in the car, I have peed into a bottle before. There was no fast food nearby, etc.

One of things people don’t realize is driver pay. It’s SO F***ING bad, that it Surge miraculously pops up, you stay put and drive, even if you do have to pee. Hence, you might end up going in a bottle, but it’s not like anyone likes to go into a bottle like an animal. Sorry, but society just doesn’t have enough bathrooms to suddenly accommodate every other person becoming a taxi driver.
 

JimKE

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Why was she looking at, and trying to photograph, his junk?

I mean, okay she's a chef and everything...but really?

Sounds like a girl who needs to get out more...
 

Retired Senior

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I pee every hour or so. I keep a package of new plastic 12 oz cups in the car so that the stink (especially in these summer months ) does not get atrocious. The other day I was driving a guy to LaGuardia Airport in NYC. I needed to piss. I kept watching the gps and the minutes to the airport... I could have held out until the guy was out of the car but then came a 20 minute "slowdown". Then we were detoured over a route that felt like it was made of cobblestones. I lost all control and pissed in my pants. 65 years old, college degree, high IQ.... none of it mattered. I don't know if the pax realized what had happened. I kept the air conditioner maxed out. Customer was in the back. Once we got to the terminal he did seem to be in an unseemly haste to beat feet.... so I think he probably caught on.

Am I ashamed? Not at all. But I do make it a general practice to pee before picking up a pax, especially if it is a 45 + minute one.

You know, all the medics say "Stay hydrated!" I guess they have never been in that situation. Oh, and I think Uber Corp made a bad judgement call in banning the driver from driving forever. She didn't actually see his penis.... it was not a sexual threatening situation.
 
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Uber's Guber

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I lost all control and pissed in my pants. 65 years old, college degree, high IQ.... none of it mattered.
Good grief. Is this what the future holds for us all? :confused:
I keep a package of new plastic 12 oz cups in the car so that the stink (especially in these summer months ) does not get atrocious.
I'm curious....what do you do with the cups after you fill them up? (asking for a friend)
 

Retired Senior

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Good grief. Is this what the future holds for us all? :confused:

I'm curious....what do you do with the cups after you fill them up? (asking for a friend)
Come on, Really? If you are a vegan there won't be too much protein in your piss and it may never stink. But if you are a meat eating monster like me your pee will generally be a darker shade of yellow and prone to getting quite smelly. Even if you empty the cup down a storm grate the residue left in the cup will grow bacteria, Thus it is advisable to get rid of said cup at the end of your work-day and start out with a new one in the morning.

If you are a poster boy for those over active bladder ads that we see on late nite TV you will eventually have to deal with this issue. This physical health problem is the primary reason why I work as an Uber driver and not as a paid employee of a livery company.
We all age differently.... maybe you will be one of the lucky ones....
 

Stevie The magic Unicorn

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My solution is to not accept fares when i have to pee.

And i can hold my bladder for a couple hours if needed.


This is ALSO one of the reasons i don't like getitng into queues.

You know what sucks worse than waiting in line for an hour to load?

Waiting in line 45 minutes and getting out cause you have to drop a rainbow..

 

Retired Senior

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My cousin's -Females- have been using this or similar products for years ... since the 1990s at least. We no longer speak, or recognize each other as cousins. Their essential problem was that they thought that their sh!t did not stink. But when they got served with a few court orders today, by their brother's attorney, they found out that their elitist personas had feet of clay, and that all their assets were frozen.
They are so lucky that I never opened up a Facebook account!
 

Uber's Guber

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My cousin's -Females- have been using this or similar products for years ... since the 1990s at least. We no longer speak, or recognize each other as cousins. Their essential problem was that they thought that their sh!t did not stink. But when they got served with a few court orders today, by their brother's attorney, they found out that their elitist personas had feet of clay, and that all their assets were frozen. They are so lucky that I never opened up a Facebook account!
???
Uh, drink much??... :rolleyes:
 
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