I’m bleeding from me bum!

Matt Uterak

Well-Known Member
Picked up a early 20s guy riding a skateboard around.

He said he ordered the Uber because his undiagnosed pancreatic cancer caused him to bleed from his bum “like a bloody nose”. It has been happening for a year.

Took him to the emergency room and was relieved to find no blood on the seat.

I think he was just kooky.
 

Wolfgang Faust

Well-Known Member
Sometimes you get to meet riders who are going through the same thing as you are as a rideshare driver.
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UberBastid

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I think most (about 95%) pancreatic cancer patients die about four months after diagnosis. He better hope he stays undiagnosed.
Yes, the only thing quicker is a bullet.

Also, the pancreas is NO where near 'the bum'.
Also, it has nothing to do with 'the bum'.

And, if its undiagnosed ... how does he know about it?

I think the guy is a bum.
 

Mkang14

Well-Known Member
Yes, the only thing quicker is a bullet.

Also, the pancreas is NO where near 'the bum'.
Also, it has nothing to do with 'the bum'.

And, if its undiagnosed ... how does he know about it?

I think the guy is a bum.
I think you just cracked the case wide open.
 

UberBastid

Well-Known Member
I think you just cracked the case wide open.
Yes, and all it took was a bit of digging.
Relentless prodding and poking about to find that gem of truth.

Butt, seriously, what an ass ... the guy is suffering a bummer, and probablly was hinting for someone to give him an asspirin.
 
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