Discussion in 'Stories' started by Perrier, Aug 18, 2018.
I would like to offer the OP duct tape for his mouth. Free of charge, no tip needed.
I see we have a lilcindy groupie here
So you’re Asian?
If you changed your title with the appropriate changes to the body of the post as well of course, to how to get $5 tips every trip.
You would be so much more well received and loved.
#1. Can’t afford any water at these rates.
#2 walking in and buying there food? Really, there order will be more than the fare. And you will be giving your cops the description of your car and hoping your insurance will cover it when they steal your car.
#3 see #1 about costs.
Either you have no concept of reality or I am hoping we all missed the sarcasm
I offer bondage lessons to all female pax
The males gey canceled on
Hahaha I can't breathe!
Good thing those badges,stars and comments pay the bills! Now put all your family members through college
This is absolutely satire.
Anyway.. I laughed. Both times. He’s got an Uber Pool complaint thread too LOL
Those were really good tips so I tried them last night. I did upgrade from water to fine French Champagnes, I even offered a selection of them AND a wine list. I even hired a Bartender to serve it to them.
Next, every pax that got in my car I asked them what their favorite food was. Once they told me I stopped at the Supermarket and pulled a portable grill out of my trunk and cooked it for them.
Finally, I got a satellite internet connection installed and mounted a desktop computer for them to use. I even hired a tech support guy to follow in a car in case they had any problems. Lastly, you didn't mention it but a had a port o potty installed in the middle seat and offered to take care of the paperwork for them. Guess what happened, I STILL DIDNT GET ANY TIPS!!! Now what do you suggest?
Lol....was thinking the same thing
How not to be called names and get kicked out by an Uber driver
1. Do not request a POOL ride when in a hurry to an appointment!
2. Do not tell a driver to "cancel other passengers" when already on a POOL ride!
3. Do not assume a POOL ride pays the same as an X ride!
4. Do not enter a rideshare vehicle while still up on your high horse!
5. Given the above, and your other ridiculous posts, never assume you're a VIP passenger!
What planet do these clown trolls come from?! See his other amusing posts!
Hahahaha! I took out the water and hand sanitizer after my account was put on hold because someone falsely accused me of being drunk and on drugs while driving. And the mints and gum I keep in the front for myself. I am not letting the backseat drivers and rude passengers take stuff for free anymore.
Doesn't everybody give those?
Don't forget - you're a VIP to Uber, not to drivers. To most educated drivers, that's a signal to decline your request because all it means is you're using a specific Amex Card, you think you're excrement doesn't stink, and you're likely to be a pain in the ass passenger. So I would be proactive in ignoring your ride request. And congrats on being the latest addition to my Ignore List!
Our that you take a lot of short trips which is not a plus in my world.
Next you'll want me to wash my clothes, shave and put on deodorant.
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