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How to get 5 stars and badges every single time.

Discussion in 'Stories' started by Perrier, Aug 18, 2018.

  1. rbkg40

    rbkg40

    Location:
    Dallas
    Driving:
    UberX
    I would like to offer the OP duct tape for his mouth. Free of charge, no tip needed. :)
     
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  2. Cklw

    Cklw

    Location:
    Las vegas
    I see we have a lilcindy groupie here
     
  3. Bpr2

    Bpr2

    Location:
    California
    Driving:
    UberX
    So you’re Asian?
     
  4. sellkatsell44

    sellkatsell44 Moderator

    Location:
    Earth
    If you changed your title with the appropriate changes to the body of the post as well of course, to how to get $5 tips every trip.

    You would be so much more well received and loved.
     
  5. Cklw

    Cklw

    Location:
    Las vegas
    #1. Can’t afford any water at these rates.

    #2 walking in and buying there food? Really, there order will be more than the fare. And you will be giving your cops the description of your car and hoping your insurance will cover it when they steal your car.

    #3 see #1 about costs.

    Either you have no concept of reality or I am hoping we all missed the sarcasm
     
  6. fake taxi

    fake taxi

    Location:
    Tampa
    Trollolol
     
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  7. I offer bondage lessons to all female pax

    The males gey canceled on
     
  8. RickGnVa

    RickGnVa

    Location:
    DC
    Driving:
    UberX
    GTFOH
     
  9. Uber Crack

    Uber Crack Author

    Location:
    Sacramento
    Driving:
    UberX
    Hahaha :D :D :D I can't breathe!
     
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  10. Pulledclear

    Pulledclear

    Location:
    Florida

    YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN...........
     
  11. BurgerTiime

    BurgerTiime

    Location:
    Minneapolis
    Driving:
    Lyft
    Good thing those badges,stars and comments pay the bills! Now put all your family members through college;)
     
  12. HotUberMess

    HotUberMess

    Location:
    Orlando
    This is absolutely satire.

    Anyway.. I laughed. Both times. He’s got an Uber Pool complaint thread too LOL
     
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  13. Seamus

    Seamus

    Location:
    New York
    Driving:
    UberX
    Those were really good tips so I tried them last night. I did upgrade from water to fine French Champagnes, I even offered a selection of them AND a wine list. I even hired a Bartender to serve it to them.
    Next, every pax that got in my car I asked them what their favorite food was. Once they told me I stopped at the Supermarket and pulled a portable grill out of my trunk and cooked it for them.
    Finally, I got a satellite internet connection installed and mounted a desktop computer for them to use. I even hired a tech support guy to follow in a car in case they had any problems. Lastly, you didn't mention it but a had a port o potty installed in the middle seat and offered to take care of the paperwork for them. Guess what happened, I STILL DIDNT GET ANY TIPS!!! Now what do you suggest?
     
  14. jgiun1

    jgiun1

    Location:
    Pittsburgh
    Lol....was thinking the same thing
     
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  15. How not to be called names and get kicked out by an Uber driver YahooIcon24.gif
    1. Do not request a POOL ride when in a hurry to an appointment!
    2. Do not tell a driver to "cancel other passengers" when already on a POOL ride!
    3. Do not assume a POOL ride pays the same as an X ride!
    4. Do not enter a rideshare vehicle while still up on your high horse!
    5. Given the above, and your other ridiculous posts, never assume you're a VIP passenger!


    What planet do these clown trolls come from?! See his other amusing posts!

    https://uberpeople.net/threads/my-driver-made-me-late-to-my-appointment.278888/
    https://uberpeople.net/threads/how-to-be-a-good-uber-in-nyc.273587/
     
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2018
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  16. Uberinghonda

    Uberinghonda

    Location:
    New York
    Driving:
    UberX
    Hahahaha! I took out the water and hand sanitizer after my account was put on hold because someone falsely accused me of being drunk and on drugs while driving. And the mints and gum I keep in the front for myself. I am not letting the backseat drivers and rude passengers take stuff for free anymore.
     
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  17. Christinebitg

    Christinebitg

    Location:
    Houston
    Driving:
    UberX
    Doesn't everybody give those?

    Oh...
     
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  18. disp350

    disp350

    Location:
    SE PA/NJ
    Don't forget - you're a VIP to Uber, not to drivers. To most educated drivers, that's a signal to decline your request because all it means is you're using a specific Amex Card, you think you're excrement doesn't stink, and you're likely to be a pain in the ass passenger. So I would be proactive in ignoring your ride request. And congrats on being the latest addition to my Ignore List!
     
  19. Christinebitg

    Christinebitg

    Location:
    Houston
    Driving:
    UberX
    Our that you take a lot of short trips which is not a plus in my world.

    Christine
     
  20. Next you'll want me to wash my clothes, shave and put on deodorant.
     
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