How Ironic [A Poop Story]

uber_from_the north

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Last Friday was a slow morning. I’ve been waiting for an hour for pings but none. So I decided to move to the next plaza where McDs at. Nature calls so I took a dump. While having my me time, a ping showed up . Seriously? During my me time? wtf uber!!! Cmo’n!!! i took the ping and rushed my dumping.

Uber algo just knows when to test your patience.
 
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dmoney155

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Last Friday was a slow morning. I’ve been waiting for an hour for pings but none. So I decided to move to the next plaza where McDs at. Nature calls so I took a dump. While having my me time, a ping showed up . Seriously? During my me time? wtf uber!!! Cmo’n!!! i took the ping and rushed my dumping.

Uber algo just knows when to test your patience.
Happens all the time... I do what you do, except rushing part. F. the ping. They can wait while I finish mah bizznes.
 

Myxx

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Last Friday was a slow morning. I’ve been waiting for an hour for pings but none. So I decided to move to the next plaza where McDs at. Nature calls so I took a dump. While having my me time, a ping showed up . Seriously? During my me time? wtf uber!!! Cmo’n!!! i took the ping and rushed my dumping.

Uber algo just knows when to test your patience.
Was it a crappy ride?
 

leap_year

Active Member
Last Friday was a slow morning. I’ve been waiting for an hour for pings but none. So I decided to move to the next plaza where McDs at. Nature calls so I took a dump. While having my me time, a ping showed up . Seriously? During my me time? wtf uber!!! Cmo’n!!! i took the ping and rushed my dumping.

Uber algo just knows when to test your patience.
i've had this where i'm taking dump in the comfort of my own home on a couple of occasions

first time, i rushed it, after that i just take my time if they want to cancel that's on them
 

WillC

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I have seen it happened to couple of drivers while they were at McDonald’s washroom. Can’t you guys go offline before your me time?
 

WillC

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Thats how algorithm works.. when I don't get the ping, I go to toilet and just sit there to fake it and get the ping within minutes.
It seems every time I start the engine after a long wait, a ping would come in seconds. I’ll make engine start sound recording and test the theory.
 
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