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How do the ants wake up at 4 am

Discussion in 'Advice' started by mbd, Jan 7, 2019.

  1. mbd

    mbd

    Location:
    Dallas
    i set the alarm for 4am,last 2 days, and then decided to sleep for 1-2 extra minutes, and it is 7 am, both days . It should be 4.02 am, but somehow it is 7 am

    How can you wake up at 4 am ??? And not go back to sleep
     
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  2. Z129

    Z129 Moderator

    Set two alarms. Put the alarm clock/s on the other side of the room.
     
  3. SEAL Team 5

    SEAL Team 5

    Location:
    Phoenix
    Driving:
    Livery

    The same way you woke up at 7 am, both days.
     
  4. mrpjfresh

    mrpjfresh

    Location:
    Asheville, NC
    Driving:
    UberX
    The math works if you go to bed after the Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy double header.
     
  5. mbd

    mbd

    Location:
    Dallas
    Also, I can only open 1 eye at 4 am, and it is only open 1/2 way the 2nd one is shut...
     
  6. reg barclay

    reg barclay Moderator

    Location:
    rockland/westchester NY, new jersey
    Driving:
    UberX
    Move to NY. Once you're used to ET, move to California but keep your watch the same. You should be able to wake up at the usual time, but it will be 4am.

    Resolved.
     

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  8. mbd

    mbd

    Location:
    Dallas
    Ants not like federal workers, they are not lazy. Soon 4 am will be new 7 am.

    You will have traffic report on TV, and it will be reporting ant congestion on all highways , at 4 am
     
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  9. alarm clocks? what the hell are those

    i have not set one in years, i drive nights and sleep until i want
     
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  10. Quit being lazy, when the alarm goes off get up. I guess you are not as hungry as the other drivers that have the self control to get up and get to driving.
     
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  11. By sleeping early at 8pm
     
  12. So you feel like your missing time, is that right ? :eek:
     
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  13. SEAL Team 5

    SEAL Team 5

    Location:
    Phoenix
    Driving:
    Livery
    This is how to wake up.


    Now, if you need a how to for taking a morning dump or washing the Royal Penis then I'm sure Akeem has an instructional video for that too.
     
  14. When i drove Uber full time
    I didnt set an alarm for 3 years.

    Stay up and drive all morning till noon.

    Go home and sleep
     
  15. Try cocaine, that’ll wake you up.
     
  16. " Out all night
    Sleep all day
    I know what youre doing"-Funk49/ James Gang

    " Bales of Cocaine
    Low Flying Planes
    Dont know who dropped them
    But I thank them just the same . . ."- Rev. Horton Heat




    . . . Falling like rain da da da daaa . . .
     

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  17. Get a wife, she’ll nag you out of bed.
     
  18. OBVIOUSLY

    AN " UBER ABDUCTION " CASE !
     
  19. Merc7186

    Merc7186

    Location:
    Buffalo NY
    Driving:
    UberXL
    The ants that are up at 4 a.m. are going to bed right after Matlock ends at 7 pm.
     
  20. Do they even run that on TVLand anymore? Easy, go to bed at 7:30 or 8 PM. Did it for years at my last job.
     
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