Hit the trifecta today!

BigRedDriver

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First Call: High School Student, obviously under 18, going to school WITH HER MOTHER.

Second Call: Picked up Lady and her infant at a Hotel. HAD A CAR SEAT!

Third Call: Woman with a Service dog......WITH A BLANKET TO PUT OVER THE SEAT!

Not a bad start to an amazingly slow day.
 

BikingBob

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Fiction? I can't even process this chain of events. *stands up and gives a slow clap, the rest of the room stands up too until it breaks into an encore. A small tear trickles out of my eye*.

365 days out of the year, maybe Unicorns do happen?
 

Pawtism

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Woulda been on the ESPN play of the day!
We've got the accompanied minor... And a tip! Uh oh, here comes a service animal, this could be trouble... is it... is it... NO! They brought a blanket! I don't want to jinx him, but this could be a cycle run... Oh and a tip too! This could be it! Oh here it comes.. a baby... will they have a car seat? YES! There is a car seat! I think we have a real contender here.. Ok, we just need the tip and we'll have a cycle.. He.. could.. go.. all.. the.. OH!!!! Damn.. That's a shame, it was so close..
 

BigRedDriver

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We've got the accompanied minor... And a tip! Uh oh, here comes a service animal, this could be trouble... is it... is it... NO! They brought a blanket! I don't want to jinx him, but this could be a cycle run... Oh and a tip too! This could be it! Oh here it comes.. a baby... will they have a car seat? YES! There is a car seat! I think we have a real contender here.. Ok, we just need the tip and we'll have a cycle.. He.. could.. go.. all.. the.. OH!!!! Damn.. That's a shame, it was so close..
I hear meatloaf is coming out of retirement!
 
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KD_LA

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All that plus 2 tips? You should have pulled a "George Costanza," called it a day, and gone home! :biggrin:
 

jlong105

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First Call: High School Student, obviously under 18, going to school WITH HER MOTHER.

Second Call: Picked up Lady and her infant at a Hotel. HAD A CAR SEAT!

Third Call: Woman with a Service dog......WITH A BLANKET TO PUT OVER THE SEAT!

Not a bad start to an amazingly slow day.
I think you were still in bed dreaming and not out driving...
 

Merc7186

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First Call: High School Student, obviously under 18, going to school WITH HER MOTHER.

Second Call: Picked up Lady and her infant at a Hotel. HAD A CAR SEAT!

Third Call: Woman with a Service dog......WITH A BLANKET TO PUT OVER THE SEAT!

Not a bad start to an amazingly slow day.

...waiting for the Zero Tips By All 3 Line. #reality
 
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