Hi Honey


" Who was that on the phone ....Oh, it's ok that's Bobby from the office the guy I was cheating on U with Im going Into our bedroom to have phone sex because now I can't leave the house its the only way I can continue the affair because of social distancing...........

" Sure sweetheart" I understand..by the way, here's a Divorce decree you have to be out in 48 hours..
I mean You cant cook, You don't clean and your heads not flat so I transferred all the assets and now your unemployed. Why would I keep you and that stupid pink hat with the ears....