Dearly beloved, we are reading here today to show our respect to a young rookie recruit driver. She tried valiantly to serve the rideshare gods but unfortunately she has fallen so early in battle. If only the gods Uber and Lyft has properly prepared her for battle we might have a new friend. Instead we only have this thread and a memory of her smile.
RIP Little Rookie Recruit Axel. You unlike Jimmy Carter will not be forgotten.