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First Annual Uber Driver Rally

IthurstwhenIP

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Looking for instructional volunteers for uptional education seminars

Track A: Uber Accounting
Track B: Cleaning fees and no show cancel
Track C: Conversation skills

Recommendations .
 

JimKE

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Top Ramen instead of Kraft Mac & Cheese.
OMG, no!
Mac & Cheese is an Uber Driver basic food group!
East St. Louis is in Illinois, and one of the most violent places in the US. Great spot for a gathering!
Not perfect for every group -- but certainly perfect for an Uber Driver Rally.

Hey, can we get Tina Turner to perform? She's an East St. Louis native...
Looking for instructional volunteers for uptional education seminars

Track A: Uber Accounting
Track B: Cleaning fees and no show cancel
Track C: Conversation skills

Recommendations .
I'll do the CAQ (Common Annoying Questions) block in Track C.
  • "How long u been drivin'?"
  • "Do you like it?"
  • "What is your real job?"
  • "Which do you prefer -- Uber or Lyft?"
  • "Why are you going this way?"
  • "What does 'gtfo' mean?"
In Track A, is that about Raiser LLC's internal accounting, or accounting records an Uber driver should keep?

If it's Uber's internal accounting, I used to teach fraud investigations...so I can possibly help there.
 

JimKE

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Track D -- The American Dream without the messiness of a green card
  • Craigslist tips for locating a "mentor" whose relative works at the Greenlight Hub
  • The importance of the airport queue
  • TNC lot survival
    • Chess, checkers and other queue time-killers
    • Creative trashing of the TNC lot
    • Parking without borders (parking space lines are just guidelines)
    • Shouting to friends 1.1 meters away
    • Rude comments to mamitas
  • Technical driving skills clinic -- Practicum to be held in shopping mall parking lot prior to opening
    • The irrelevance of one-way streets and lanes
    • Advanced tailgating
    • Normal turns
    • Turning right on red
      • From right lane - with and without stop
      • Through lanes, with and without stop
      • Left turn lanes, with and without stop
    • Interesting left turns
      • right lane, with and without stop
      • other lanes
      • into one-way streets going the wrong way
    • Advanced U-turns
      • In mid-block
      • In mid-block, over median
      • With green light and no traffic
      • With green light, against oncoming traffic
      • On one-way streets
    • Contra-traffic maneuvers
      • two-way streets
      • one-way streets
      • entrance ramps
      • exit ramps
    • Defensive horn-blowing
    • Offensive horn-blowing
    • Introductory sidewalk driving
    • Flipping off
    • Linguistic skills
      • "No peekie Englee."
      • "Peekee (insert language)?"
 

UberBastid

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I'd like to do a presentation how to get multiple loans on the same car from several different pink slip loan companies.
Also, how to run from the payday advance lenders.
 

Rakos

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I can do a car maintence session...

Everyone loves a trunk monkey...8>)

And in the evening when it slows down...

I'll be giving poo throwing lessons...8>O

And l can even set up a poo dunking booth...

We will have a helluva good time...8>)

Rakos
Copy of funny-monkey-smiles.gif

PS. We monkey are da real shiit....8>)
 

2Cents

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Track D --
  • Technical driving skills clinic -- Practicum to be held in shopping mall parking lot prior to opening
    • The irrelevance of one-way streets and lanes
    • Advanced tailgating
    • Normal turns
    • Turning right on red
      • From right lane - with and without stop
      • Through lanes, with and without stop
      • Left turn lanes, with and without stop
    • Interesting left turns
      • right lane, with and without stop
      • other lanes
      • into one-way streets going the wrong way
    • Advanced U-turns
      • In mid-block
      • In mid-block, over median
      • With green light and no traffic
      • With green light, against oncoming traffic
      • On one-way streets
    • Contra-traffic maneuvers
      • two-way streets
      • one-way streets
      • entrance ramps
      • exit ramps
    • Introductory sidewalk driving
    • Flipping off
    • Linguistic skills
      • "No peekie Englee."
      • "Peekee (insert language)?"
Reading this reminded me of this guy...
And this should be feautured.



I can do a car maintence session...

Everyone loves a trunk monkey...8>)

And in the evening when it slows down...

I'll be giving poo throwing lessons...8>O

And l can even set up a poo dunking booth...

We will have a helluva good time...8>)

Rakos
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PS. We monkey are da real shiit....8>)
Every driver should have a monkey to keep them from deactivation , he said/she said.

 

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