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Female drivers and paXXX

Discussion in 'Houston' started by SweetAmy, Sep 15, 2015.

  1. SweetAmy

    SweetAmy

    Location:
    Houston
    I have had several pax make a pass at me and one even asked if I wanted to fool around in the parking lot of the strip club I just took him to. Also, friend of mine, who is a female driver, has actually gone on a date with one of her pax. We were sitting around drinking and laughing about it and I thought I'd share with you some of our jokes:

    Pax: can I pick you up? I mean, can I ride you? I mean, can I have a ride?
    Partner: not for free.

    Pax: do you except tips?
    partner: sure... But just the tip.

    Pax: I've never been picked up by a girl before.
    Partner: makes sense.

    Partner: I work the night shift in montrose. Sometimes I take two at a time! Up to four, but it's a tight squeeze.

    Pax: your car smells like an ashtray
    Partner: I like to smoke cigarettes after I have sex with strangers.

    And as we drank, the jokes got more rediculous, terrible and inappropriate, lol! Please share some of your own stories or jokes!
     
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  2. chi1cabby

    chi1cabby

    Location:
    Chicago
    Driving:
    UberTAXI
    Here how's this one?

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    Funny or not funny?
    :rolleyes:
     
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  3. Kmiles

    Kmiles

    Location:
    Houston
    Driving:
    UberX
    I've been hit on many times too. I had a woman ask me to join her for lunch. Even had a guy rub himself in my front seat.

    Unless they physically attack you, move on, UBER doesn't care.
     
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  4. SweetAmy

    SweetAmy

    Location:
    Houston
    Hilarious
     
  5. GoneUber

    GoneUber

    Location:
    Houston
    I do get smart remarks about a pax never having a female driver before. That's great and all.

    I had a group of fabulous gay guys compliment my skin complexion- which totally made my day since I had no makeup on. Doesn't count as being hit on but I have a feeling I may be some sort of Skin Goals inspiration.

    One pax got really fresh and asked for my opinion about something and I just said let me call my husband. We laughed it off.

    One group of drunk male pax felt the need to explicitly breakdown Beyonce's Drunk in Love. A little awkward but it was kinda of funny. The actual requester kept apologizing for their behavior and asked that I rate just him. My overall response was that my husband is satisfied. I keep it pretty surface with pax and try to have fun with it. Unless they are creepy then I change subjects.
     
  6. RockinEZ

    RockinEZ

    Location:
    San Diego
    Driving:
    UberX
  7. UberMensch2015

    UberMensch2015

    Location:
    Houston
    Driving:
    UberSELECT
    Please report them. I'm a guy and I don't want passengers that treat women that way. Uber won't do anything but at least three will be record. It's inexcusable.
     
  8. RockinEZ

    RockinEZ

    Location:
    San Diego
    Driving:
    UberX
    Truth, Uber does not care in the least.
    Buy a D-cell maglite to use as a club. Pepper spray, and a Taser.
    Don't be afraid to use them.
     
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  9. Bukrub

    Bukrub

    Location:
    Montgomery, Texas
    Driving:
    UberX
    Get hairspray. Just as effective but won't incapacitate you also in a closed car.
     
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  10. Mr. T

    Mr. T

    Location:
    Phoenix
    It's all fun and games until the 300lb "chick" try's to grab your dick
     
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  11. Pubsber

    Pubsber

    Location:
    san diego
    Im a straight male Uber driver and I got a massage from a straight male pax. Does that count?
     
  12. Mr. T

    Mr. T

    Location:
    Phoenix
    It's not gay if you don't make eye contact
     
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  13. GoneUber

    GoneUber

    Location:
    Houston
    What?!? Lol!
     
  14. Sydney Uber

    Sydney Uber

    Location:
    Sydney Australia
    Driving:
    UberBLACK
    Sounds like a great story Mr T! What happened next?
     
  15. Sydney Uber

    Sydney Uber

    Location:
    Sydney Australia
    Driving:
    UberBLACK
    You learn that on Orientation day at State Prison
     
  16. Mr. T

    Mr. T

    Location:
    Phoenix
    I kicked her ass out a grocery store. I figured she'd feel like she was at home.
     
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  17. Mr. T

    Mr. T

    Location:
    Phoenix
    It's just a joke. Lol
     
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  18. RockinEZ

    RockinEZ

    Location:
    San Diego
    Driving:
    UberX
    Enough to get him a couple of Taser darts in the face.
    Never touch the driver.
     

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