Drunk women can get nasty (puker video here now also)

SadUber

Well-Known Member
One thing's for sure. Women with too much alcohol are nothing but trouble at 2 am. Last night I arrived at the location of a ping by the light rail tracks.

Alexis
A VERY colorful young drunk woman got into my car. Best way to describe her was a caricature of somebody pretending they are talking like a drunk. She requested that I connect her phone to BlueTooth. I pulled the car over to the side, messed around for five minutes trying to get her phone connected to my car's bluetooth system without luck. Finally I got her to agree to enter the radio station of her choice (Dr. Dray) into Pandora on my phone.

Shortly after doing this, she grabbed my phone and told me I could have hers. Her phone battery was dead though unfortunately. I told her several times that I needed my phone for navigation, but she didn't seem to hear. I didn't really care, I just kept driving the car assuming we'd end up somewhere eventually, and she'd have to pay for it anyhow. She kept turning the music way up on my car, and when she was distracted, I would lower the volume again.

She asked me if I could pull over so she could pee. I said half joking, "there's a fire hydrant right there!" She laughed, and as I pulled over, she sounded very appreciative and said "I can't believe you're doing this!"

Before she left the car, I fortunately got my phone back from her. (I was afraid she'd might run off, or maybe pee on it). As I looked in my rear view mirror...I saw her white buns actually were hovering above the red hydrant! "Oh boy..." I said.


Jo
My next ride was a fat drunk woman named Jo. Not much to say about her. I asked her a few questions about what she was doing out late. She apparently got off work at a bar. Workers at bars can drink on the job? I told her I'd get her home safely. Then about 30 seconds later, her mouth opened up like a foul waterfall and filled my backseat with, who knows what mixed with beer. (the cup holder in the back was filled almost to the top).

As I was driving her home, I saw she had opened up her wallet and was counting out cash. I saw many ones and twenties. I was glad that she was going to try to make things right. Nope. Never gave me a cent for it. :frown:


BTW, if a picture is worth a thousand words, the audio should be worth a million. I'm trying to upload them now.
 
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MSUGrad9902

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Please don't upload them. Take photos of the vomit and request a cleaning fee from uber. Don't go back online until it's clean, free of smells, and uber pays. Uber will charge her the cleaning fee and give it to you.

Don't let pax touch your phone for any reason.

I can't decide if your posts are schtick or if you are serious. jury is still out.
 

SadUber

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Please don't upload them. Take photos of the vomit and request a cleaning fee from uber. Don't go back online until it's clean, free of smells, and uber pays. Uber will charge her the cleaning fee and give it to you.

Don't let pax touch your phone for any reason.

I can't decide if your posts are schtick or if you are serious. jury is still out.
Don't worry. Clips include no images.
 

Rakos

Well-Known Member
One thing's for sure. Women with too much alcohol are nothing but trouble at 2 am. Last night I arrived at the location of a ping by the light rail tracks.

Alexis
A VERY colorful young drunk woman got into my car. She requested that I connect her phone to BlueTooth. I pulled the car over to the side, messed around for five minutes trying to get her phone connected to my car's bluetooth system without luck. Finally I got her to agree to enter the radio station of her choice (Dr. Dray) into Pandora on my phone.

Shortly after doing this, she grabbed my phone and told me I could have hers. Her phone battery was dead though unfortunately. I told her several times that I needed my phone for navigation, but she didn't seem to hear. I didn't really care, I just kept driving the car assuming we'd end up somewhere eventually, and she'd have to pay for it anyhow.

She asked me if I could pull over so she could pee. I said half joking, "there's a fire hydrant right there!" She laughed, and as I pulled over, she sounded very appreciative and said "I can't believe you're doing this!"

Before she left the car, I fortunately got my phone back from her. (I was afraid she'd might run off, or maybe pee on it). As I looked in my rear view mirror...I saw her white buns actually were hovering above the red hydrant! "Oh boy..." I said.

Jo
My next ride was a fat drunk woman named Jo. Not much to say about her. I asked her a few questions about what she was doing out late. She apparently got off work at a bar. Workers at bars can drink on the job? I told her I'd get her home safely. Then about 30 seconds later, her mouth opened up like a foul waterfall and filled my backseat with, who knows what mixed with beer. (the cup holder in the back was filled almost to the top).

As I was driving her home, I saw she had opened up her wallet and was counting out cash. I saw many ones and twenties. I was glad that she was going to try to make things right. Nope. Never gave me a cent for it. :frown:

BTW, if a picture is worth a thousand words, the audio should be worth a million. I'm trying to upload them now.

You are really good...

at writing descriptions...

And You always seem to have the audio...

I'm still waiting on good quality vids...

You are one good creative writer...

You keep everyone entertained...

Thanks for the memories...8>)

Rakos
 

Spotscat

Well-Known Member
It's Dre. Andre Young - Dr. Dre.

Don't make me go to the Snoop Dogg concert tonight and tell him you're dissing one of his homies. Compton and Long Beach will roll up to the Twin Cities and bust a cap on your ass!

:biggrin:
 

Spotscat

Well-Known Member
Calm down little pussycat...

He didn't mean no disrespect...8>)

Rakos
That's too bad. I was looking for a reason to go meet Snoop! :biggrin:

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SadUber

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Ugh! Somebody just gave me a one star and a report for professionalism. I so much know it was one of these 2 girls.

How many reports of professionalism\ can we have?
 

Disgusted Driver

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Ugh! Somebody just gave me a one star and a report for professionalism. I so much know it was one of these 2 girls.

How many reports of professionalism\ can we have?
Was it because you peeked? ;-)

That audio was hilarious and painful at the same time! Professionalism at it's highest level.
 

Rakos

Well-Known Member
Ugh! Somebody just gave me a one star and a report for professionalism. I so much know it was one of these 2 girls.

How many reports of professionalism\ can we have?

For you SadUber I would say 10...

Not only that...

I'd bet you could argue 5 of those away...

Remember you have a way with words...

Actually...its called a wordsmith...8>)

Rakos
 
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