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Drunk sleeping PAX what's the best course of actions?

Discussion in 'Stories' started by Driv0rX, Mar 2, 2018.

  1. Driv0rX

    Driv0rX Active Member

    Location:
    Los Angeles
    Driving:
    UberX
    Yesterday i got gurl who was so drunk she fall asleep on back seat and would not wake up no matter how loud i speak to her or even sat her down shake her and she would not wake up.

    Probably letting her smell liquid salammoniac would wake her up, but i had none on me.

    What the best thing to do?
     
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  2. Rakos

    Rakos Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Tampa Bay
    Driving:
    UberXL
    Cry....

    Then whatever you do...

    DON'T TOUCH...!!!

    Rakos
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    Last edited: Mar 2, 2018
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  3. Mista T

    Mista T Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Gotham
    Hope she doesn't vomit or wet herself
     
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  4. Ribak

    Ribak Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Seattle
    After you have made reasonable attempts

    1) call the phone. It is strange, but sometimes the ring tone wakes them up.
    2) drive around for a block with windows rolled down. Loud radio may not be a viable option due to late hour.
    3) call police (911 or non-emergency number)
    4) take to a nearby hospital for drop off (usually only available for complete blackout)
    5) “accidentally” keep some non valuable item and return later to collect $15 fee (to cover for your lost time)
     
  5. Cableguynoe

    Cableguynoe Well-Known Member

    Location:
    On the road...
    Take her finger and, no don't be disgusting guys!
    Take her finger and unlock her phone.

    On her phone, update location to an hour away.

    If she wakes up, look as confused as her and tell her that's what the app says.
    If she doesn't once you arrive change it back to original destination.

    Rinse and repeat.
     

  6. RamzFanz

    RamzFanz Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Saint Louis
    Smelling salts. Cheap and effective.
     
  7. 1974toyota

    1974toyota Well-Known Member

    Location:
    ripon,wisconcin
    Easy, call the cops,& tell them exactly what you posted, enough said, Next Question................ Happy Ubering,jmo
     
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  8. macinmn

    macinmn Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Naples Florida
    Driving:
    UberX
    Ah thanks. Step 1 is where I keep screwing up. I tell them to come both here and WebMD to find out why it smells so funny.
     
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  9. Elmo Burrito

    Elmo Burrito Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Portland
    Whatever you do DON'T put her hand in a glass of WARM water!
     
  10. upyouruber

    upyouruber Well-Known Member

    Location:
    North Korea
    No, no, no! Take her finger and stick in Rakos' ear!:D
     
  11. 1.5xorbust

    1.5xorbust Well-Known Member

    Location:
    San Diego
    Have you done this before?
     
  12. Rakos

    Rakos Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Tampa Bay
    Driving:
    UberXL
    Then she will wake up...

    And think she picked up...

    One hairy and strong dude...8>)

    Trust me... She'll never be the same...8>O

    Rakos
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  13. Cableguynoe

    Cableguynoe Well-Known Member

    Location:
    On the road...
    Sort of.
    Didn’t have to unlock phone...

    But in the event that Lyft/UBER do monitor this site and surely they know who I am by now,
    I make things up here just to get likes.
     
  14. MadTownUberD

    MadTownUberD Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Madison, WI
    Driving:
    UberX
    Here's what worked for me when I dropped a guy off at his apartment building around 6 or 7 am on a Sunday morning:

    "Sir, please exit the vehicle."
    (No response)
    "Sir, can you exit the vehicle?"
    (No response)
    "Sir, do you need help exiting the vehicle?"
    (No response)

    I then got out and opened his door. Somehow that jarred him awake, like it made him realize it was time to go.
     
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  15. Mars Troll Number 4

    Mars Troll Number 4 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orlando-ish
    Driving:
    Taxi
    Other methods...

    "OH MY GOD WE ARE GONNA DIE!"

    "YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

    "FIRE!"

    Lick there face until they get up

    Turn your radio on and jack up to volume to full blast and turn the radio on and off oscillating between no and max volume.

    Softly caress them until they wake up
     
  16. HotUberMess

    HotUberMess Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orlando
    Put ‘er in the trunk and go get your next fare
     

  17. Uberingdude

    Uberingdude Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Houston
    a good stinky fart will do the job.
     
  18. OCJarvis

    OCJarvis Well-Known Member

    Location:
    OC
    I had a guy do this to me once.....I couldn't wake him at all.

    I called the cops. Police got there and tried to wake him up. He threatened the cops. They pulled him out of my backseat in 2 seconds flat and arrested him for assault and trespassing because he wouldn't leave my property....Epic!!!
     
  19. Driv0rX

    Driv0rX Active Member

    Location:
    Los Angeles
    Driving:
    UberX
    Its not a joke post i scream at her shook her and she keep sleeping then her phone ring her friend told me to drop her back to pick up location where there like 5 ppl had to carry her into the house because she was so asleep. Next day she calling me asking what happened.
     
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  20. sidemouse

    sidemouse Active Member

    Location:
    united states
    It is not a joke, if they don't wake up it could be serious so you'd probably need to either call the cops or the paramedics because what if that person dies (in your car) of alcohol poisoning... I would make every effort to wake them up (can't tell you what to do there) but if they don't wake up I would be for getting concerned, as well I don't advocate pulling stunts or playing pranks, some drivers need to grow up.

    PS:
    I did see (just now) where the OP got a call from her people and then took her back to them etc...
    That's fine if you ask me, I think that was an appropriate course of action (for whatever it's worth).
     
    Last edited: Mar 3, 2018
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