Do you have gum? Do I look like a gum keeper?

Rideshare123

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A driver picked up two guys.

One rider asked: Do you have gum?

Driver: Do I look like I am a gum fffff keeper?

Another rider laughed and said: I like this guy.

5 minutes later, ride ended in few blocks, rider who laughed tipped 10 bucks and said thanks for the laugh.

Why cant we have more riders like this?
 
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Woon

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A driver picked up two guys.

One rider asked: Do you have gum?

Driver: Do I look like I am a gum fffff keeper?

Another rider laughed and said: I like this guy.

5 minutes later, ride ended few blocks, rider who laughed tipped 10 bucks and said thanks for the laugh.

Why cant we have more riders like this?
 

Rat

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A driver picked up two guys.

One rider asked: Do you have gum?

Driver: Do I look like I am a gum fffff keeper?

Another rider laughed and said: I like this guy.

5 minutes later, ride ended in few blocks, rider who laughed tipped 10 bucks and said thanks for the laugh.

Why cant we have more riders like this?
Gum? I thought they wanted a gun.
 

ivypiked

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Pax asks for gum...sorry I don't have any....As she exits, "can I have $2"? For what? "To buy some gum". Ok bye....effing usc..
 
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