I'll start: "Define 'full time'. For some people it's 32 hours per week and for others it's 80+." "Would you work full time at a job that averages roughly minimum wage with no benefits?" (Their answer will probably be something like: it depends on circumstances, how much I need the money, how much I value a flexible schedule, etc.) "What did your bartender/waitress say when you asked him/her that question?"