Another Milestone

Brokendown

Active Member
Having been at this uber gig a while I like to keep track of firsts. First hooker, first puker, you know, the little things that make me smile each day. So I had a new first last night I thought I'd share. The first offer of cocaine. Yep, a pax offered me my own personal bag of cocaine. Ya gotta love Denver.
 

Daisey77

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Having been at this uber gig a while I like to keep track of firsts. First hooker, first puker, you know, the little things that make me smile each day. So I had a new first last night I thought I'd share. The first offer of cocaine. Yep, a pax offered me my own personal bag of cocaine. Ya gotta love Denver.
LoL please tell me you accepted it and sold it to make up for the lack of earnings this week. See things happen for a reason LMAO when God closes one door, he opens another:biggrin:
 

KevRyde

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Although I've driven more than one working girl and have been offered blow (and a oral sex), after close to 8,000 rides, I still haven't had a puker!
 
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The Bandit

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Never been offered blow, shit, I probably look like a guy dealing it. Long haired with beard that dresses nice and loves old rap music.
 

AvsUberJunkie

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My first last night: stripper going to work at Shotgun Willie's.
Asked me to use the center lane on Speer from downtown and directed me to use CC dr n instead of going along 1st Ave.

Actually 2 firsts, she was probably the most arrogant pax I've had in 3800+ rides.
Of course, no tip.
 

Duber12

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My first last night: stripper going to work at Shotgun Willie's.
Asked me to use the center lane on Speer from downtown and directed me to use CC dr n instead of going along 1st Ave.

Actually 2 firsts, she was probably the most arrogant pax I've had in 3800+ rides.
Of course, no tip.
No tip? Maybe you should have worn a G String...
 

mattadams

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LOL Nice!
Reminds me of the time I was in the bahamas for work... I'm used to people yelling at me there, trying to sell me stuff... I'm 6' 8" so they all called me "big mon"... like "Hey big mon, you want cuban cigar?" "Hey big mon, want watch for your pretty lady?"
One guy says "Hey big mon, want some cuban cigars?" "No thanks..." "how about some weed?" "I'm ok" "How about some blow?" LOL. That escalated quickly.
I've never been offered blow... or a oral sex... did have one girl offer to flash me but she looked underaged and several of her friends were in the car like "oh she flashes everyone..." LOL. Then again I don't often drive the late nights, so I don't get the real interesting ones.
 

Dude.Sweet.

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I don't believe I have ever driven a prostitute before. I have had one puker who made a mess in the car in 1700+ rides, I have had lots of pukers who I had to pull over for to let it loose. I have been tipped in weed more than I can count, and have been offered blow 3 times. I plead the fifth on whether I accepted or not.
 

Brokendown

Active Member
Well I'll go ahead and tell you all that I did not accept...there was a day when I would have but that day is several decades past.
Avsuberjunkie- sorry you didn't get tipped by your dancer, I have actually found dancers to be the best tippers, I wonder if that's a gender thing. Don't usually get tipped by the working girls, but then they aren't usually paying for their own rides either.
Please keep the stories coming....these are great!
 

extraneat

Member
I had This man,he must be in his fifties, so drunk ,I picked him up from downtown to Westminster, he pulled his phone and started watching porno, he did not care as if I wasn't there.
 

Daisey77

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That is so gross!
There has to be something wrong with this person. I mean for him to just whip out porn and not even think he should maybe wait until there's no other people around, is concerning in itself but even more concerning is the fact he couldn't hold off on watching it! I could see you group of drunk college boys, or any boys for that matter, whipping it out and laughing, thinking it's funny but for one guy to do it and not think twice about it, kind of pedophilish.
 
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