A little truthful humor

srugolfpro

Active Member
Person takes a taxi cab to the airport. Cab stinks. Cab is dirty. Driver listens to what they want. No water, candy, gum, or phone charger. Ride costs $30. Person tips $5. Goes on about their day.

Same person flies back to town. Takes an Uber from the airport. Car looks and smells great. Person wants radio station changed. Driver does it. Asks for water. Driver gives it. Asks for phone charger. Driver doesn't have the one they need. Same ride costs $15. Person tips $1. Gives a 3 star rating. Writes in a complaint about the driver.

Same ride. Better amenities. Cheaper cost. Yet tip less and write a complaint. This is the world we live in.
 

taxisuper

Well-Known Member
Person takes a taxi cab to the airport. Cab stinks. Cab is dirty. Driver listens to what they want. No water, candy, gum, or phone charger. Ride costs $30. Person tips $5. Goes on about their day.

Same person flies back to town. Takes an Uber from the airport. Car looks and smells great. Person wants radio station changed. Driver does it. Asks for water. Driver gives it. Asks for phone charger. Driver doesn't have the one they need. Same ride costs $15. Person tips $1. Gives a 3 star rating. Writes in a complaint about the driver.

Same ride. Better amenities. Cheaper cost. Yet tip less and write a complaint. This is the world we live in.
Unfortunately scenario two is no longer valid. One and two are the same just different operators.
 

Wolfgang Faust

Well-Known Member
Person takes a taxi cab to the airport. Cab stinks. Cab is dirty. Driver listens to what they want. No water, candy, gum, or phone charger. Ride costs $30. Person tips $5. Goes on about their day.

Same person flies back to town. Takes an Uber from the airport. Car looks and smells great. Person wants radio station changed. Driver does it. Asks for water. Driver gives it. Asks for phone charger. Driver doesn't have the one they need. Same ride costs $15. Person tips $1. Gives a 3 star rating. Writes in a complaint about the driver.

Same ride. Better amenities. Cheaper cost. Yet tip less and write a complaint. This is the world we live in.
Well, you know..... RACIST!
 
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