A business woman, a hooker and a sweaty body builder get in a pool ride

Jbeck

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So this was the best pool ride ever. I hope all 3 or at least 2 or them were traumatized lol

So I pick up this business woman... Ping ping... Oh we have another ride.

Phone ring. "You are picking up a lovely lady with pink hair and a gray dress." ok... At first I wanted to cancel but then I'm like nope... We are going to make this miserable... Here we go.

Found the lovely lady... Ill fitting loose gray dress with her entire bra exposed, hair pink as was told up in a mess on the top of her head with last night makeup all over her face and gladiator sandals. Sweet I say... Oh hi.. Jump in... She sits in back with business woman. Nose running and sniffling the entire time from her nose candy..

Oh ping ping.... We have another ride. Pull up... Big sweaty body builder dude. Sorry only front seat left. He slides his chair all the way back... Sorry no leg room back there now.

Hooker gets a call... Starts yelling into phone cussing about how the [email protected][email protected] [email protected]$(@ stole her car. I know she's a Crack head. I went into the store she says.. She was sleeping so I left the AC on and the [email protected]$&# took my car. On and on.. Such a pleasant ride.

Pull up to Hookers drop off.. Her John a hairy fat old white guy comes out to meet her. So sweet...

Then drop of traumatized business woman... Then off to drop off the body builder.. He was pretty cool though.

Joy's of pool. Never know who your going to get.
 
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casino777

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So this was the best pool ride ever. I hope all 3 or at least 2 or them were traumatized lol

So I pick up this business woman... Ping ping... Oh we have another ride.

Phone ring. "You are picking up a lovely lady with pink hair and a gray dress." ok... At first I wanted to cancel but then I'm like nope... We are going to make this miserable... Here we go.

Found the lovely lady... I'll fitting loose gray dress with her entire bra exposed, hair pink as was told up in a mess on the top of her head with last night makeup all over her face and gladiator sandals. Sweet I say... Oh hi.. Jump in... She sits in back with business woman. Nose running and sniffling the entire time from her nose candy..

Oh ping ping.... We have another ride. Pull up... Big sweaty body builder dude. Sorry only front seat left. He slides his chair all the way back... Sorry no leg room back there now.

Hooker gets a call... Starts yelling into phone cussing about how the [email protected][email protected] [email protected]$(@ stole her car. I know she's a Crack head. I went into the store she says.. She was sleeping so I left the AC on and the [email protected]$&# took my car. On and on.. Such a pleasant ride.

Pull up to Hooters drop off.. Her John a hairy fat old white guy comes out to meet her. So sweet...

Then drop of traumatized business woman... Then off to drop off the body builder.. He was pretty cool though.

Joy's of pool. Never know who your going to get.
Good shit!!! Nice story. Why don't you still do poo rides? For ride counts? Just curious. ... By the way. Love the Avatar. Was one of my favorite characters.
 

Jbeck

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Good shit!!! Nice story. Why don't you still do poo rides? For ride counts? Just curious. ... By the way. Love the Avatar. Was one of my favorite characters.
I do them for ride counts. Also I don't want FUber to ding me for acceptance count :frown:
 

casino777

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I do them for ride counts. Also I don't want FUber to ding me for acceptance count :frown:
I don't think they care about acceptance only cancellation. I have yet to be warned about just letting that clocks tick away on poo rides. But in the event it happens there are ways to get around that.
 

uberxreallysux

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So this was the best pool ride ever. I hope all 3 or at least 2 or them were traumatized lol

So I pick up this business woman... Ping ping... Oh we have another ride.

Phone ring. "You are picking up a lovely lady with pink hair and a gray dress." ok... At first I wanted to cancel but then I'm like nope... We are going to make this miserable... Here we go.

Found the lovely lady... I'll fitting loose gray dress with her entire bra exposed, hair pink as was told up in a mess on the top of her head with last night makeup all over her face and gladiator sandals. Sweet I say... Oh hi.. Jump in... She sits in back with business woman. Nose running and sniffling the entire time from her nose candy..

Oh ping ping.... We have another ride. Pull up... Big sweaty body builder dude. Sorry only front seat left. He slides his chair all the way back... Sorry no leg room back there now.

Hooker gets a call... Starts yelling into phone cussing about how the [email protected][email protected] [email protected]$(@ stole her car. I know she's a Crack head. I went into the store she says.. She was sleeping so I left the AC on and the [email protected]$&# took my car. On and on.. Such a pleasant ride.

Pull up to Hooters drop off.. Her John a hairy fat old white guy comes out to meet her. So sweet...

Then drop of traumatized business woman... Then off to drop off the body builder.. He was pretty cool though.

Joy's of pool. Never know who your going to get.
Well if you're cheap and want to ride pool then expect the unexpected
 

Papi

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I picked up this beautiful 30 or so female. A couple miles later, a very good looking guy around the same age. They really hit it off. Both smart, common interests. They exchanged phone numbers. I'm telling myself, years from now these two will be telling their kids that they met in an Uber car.
 

KMANDERSON

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So this was the best pool ride ever. I hope all 3 or at least 2 or them were traumatized lol

So I pick up this business woman... Ping ping... Oh we have another ride.

Phone ring. "You are picking up a lovely lady with pink hair and a gray dress." ok... At first I wanted to cancel but then I'm like nope... We are going to make this miserable... Here we go.

Found the lovely lady... I'll fitting loose gray dress with her entire bra exposed, hair pink as was told up in a mess on the top of her head with last night makeup all over her face and gladiator sandals. Sweet I say... Oh hi.. Jump in... She sits in back with business woman. Nose running and sniffling the entire time from her nose candy..

Oh ping ping.... We have another ride. Pull up... Big sweaty body builder dude. Sorry only front seat left. He slides his chair all the way back... Sorry no leg room back there now.

Hooker gets a call... Starts yelling into phone cussing about how the [email protected][email protected] [email protected]$(@ stole her car. I know she's a Crack head. I went into the store she says.. She was sleeping so I left the AC on and the [email protected]$&# took my car. On and on.. Such a pleasant ride.

Pull up to Hooters drop off.. Her John a hairy fat old white guy comes out to meet her. So sweet...

Then drop of traumatized business woman... Then off to drop off the body builder.. He was pretty cool though.

Joy's of pool. Never know who your going to get.
You got to love the new passanger we get after all of the rate cuts.
 
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