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  1. FreeSpirit

    Reminded me of Bruno Mars

    ...mixed with Dudley Moore in Arthur. 5am. He's partying near the Capitol. Hotel, cash, girl waiting. Generous tipper. Also gave money to a man in need at the 7-11. A $5 round trip Uber ride, priceless experience.
  2. Rakos

    G rated jokes...for those that can't remember most jokes

    I am bad at remembering jokes.... So I thought I would share a couple... And then others can share.... And then this can be used... For a joke in a pinch... I will start... Three mushrooms walked into a bar... Barkeep says we don't serve mushrooms here... The mushrooms spoke up...
  3. B

    Another uber bad joke thread

    What's the difference between an Uber driver and a garbage man??? Both drive around all day picking up garbage, trash and waste. Only the garbage man gets to take that crap to where it belongs and dump it in the landfill.
  4. RedoBeach

    Totally Random, & not Uber, but Just Want Funny Comments

    Did any of you happen to see this recent picture of Pan, Saturn's moon? It looks like someone deflated it! O https://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/news/3005/cassini-reveals-strange-shape-of-saturns-moon-pan/
  5. BurgerTiime

    Uber driver pranks pax into thinking they're involved in a drug deal

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/12/holy-sht-dude-uber-driver-pranks-riders-by-making-them-think-theyre-involved-in-a-drug-deal/ Seriously there are some real lose cannons out there. Uber should identify these clowns and ban them immediately!
  6. Uberchampion

    An Uber driver picks up a Frenchman to bring to the airport...

    An Uber driver picks up a Frenchman to bring to the airport... "You said the airport, right?" the driver asks. "Oui oui," replies the Frenchman. "Not in this car, you don't!" The driver yells, throwing him out☺.
  7. SweetAmy

    Female drivers and paXXX

    I have had several pax make a pass at me and one even asked if I wanted to fool around in the parking lot of the strip club I just took him to. Also, friend of mine, who is a female driver, has actually gone on a date with one of her pax. We were sitting around drinking and laughing about it and...
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