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  1. koyotemohn

    Props to sam beckett’s

    So I got sent to shirveytown from Capitol Hill and somehow got off easy with a relatively quick 20 minute ride. I knew that heading back to dc was going to be a mess and it was time to ....well make some careful adjustments to my ROI driving for screwber. I sat and ordered a ribeye and half a...
  2. koyotemohn

    100 no turn on red signs to be installed in dc by June 2019...

    happy New Year my dank degenerate testicules. I saw the report on wusa....I hope it’s not true but it sure looks true.
  3. koyotemohn

    Does lyft still have primetime?

    i don’t understand what the heat map represents. It’s ok if there it doesn’t mean jack a buttkist anymore. I just need to be certain. I searched the forum before starting this thread...
  4. koyotemohn

    Need new brake pads and bushings on my suspension

    im driving a vehicle 2017 Passat and because I’m over 60k the dealership is now nicknamed deliverance. I just want new bushings(not the entire front arm assembly) and brakepads(not the entire brake system) You chuckleheads have any decent leads for this kind of work that won’t cost me an acre...
  5. koyotemohn

    Shift in promo policy (consecutive trips versus quest) 11-18-2018

    Basically the heathens in marketing and management have stated that questing has little to no value and they want everyone to show up and show out for work at rush hours. They have doubled the consecutive trip cash in order to kill surge and encourage us all to do both shit shifts of morning and...
  6. koyotemohn

    Just not worth it this sept 10 2018 morning rush

    its a shit show on enough accidents and flooded roads and non functioning light WITH no surge To make this special level hell on rideshare earth Yikes.
  7. koyotemohn

    NeoSurge pool Ebonics

    This is how I got my 2.0x surge back. Legit no I can’t take grandma, grandpa and lil billy in a pool. Legit no I can’t find you in my ride cuz the stadium is a shitshow. Legit longhaul from stadium to Alexandria . New2This memorial highway. Pool in this case is more profitable. 25 dollars for...
  8. koyotemohn

    Why we must all longhaul.

    think it through. If you make 70+ trips per week... Add one measley mile to every trip. == 70 By the end of the week that translates into 280 dollars...silent wage. You have to see this on a macro scale....while you micromanage it. Anyone who suggests a quicker route islaying siege to your...
  9. koyotemohn

    Uber listen

    Next time you get an Uber listen. Call the pax and chat with them about the greivances and then either shuffle them or forget to pick them up. They don’t deserve the air we breathe or the car we use to make a living. They can listen on the phone...not my backseat with my gas.
  10. koyotemohn

    Quest shenanigans.

    heads up. On the new quest layout in order to secure the max quest it’s now 75 rides...and the max used to be 70...before that 65...and before that 60. My advice is to calmly always select the lowest quest and the second you are done. Screen cherry pick and longhaul...and when in the city use...
  11. koyotemohn

    Flash flood warning.(Monday borked)

    I-66, I-295, East Capital underpass, river road affected ...lots of impaired vehicles and problems. Be really careful out there... And if anyone asks the dumb question about why we don’t do baserates, why we have to long-haul and why shuffling and noshows is a viable means of income....for us...
  12. koyotemohn

    Getting a second phone for security’s sake

    I have seriously been considering getting a second phone and having it dialed in to zuckerbergs feed as I work so all transactions are recorded so if anything were to happen the video feed would always be on the web and reduce harm. I wanted to get other people’s opinion on this because it...
  13. koyotemohn

    Fat Pete’s on Connecticut Avenue by Cleveland station.Getting the ribs next...

    flavor wise they beat mission bbq and the federalist pig. Mission bbq is ok for franchise bbq that still has the Smokey flavor. Federalist pig has the best chicken wings Fat Pete’s.....the brisket was a little drier than federalist pig....but omg.omg.omg.omg. The wood smoked through into...
  14. koyotemohn

    It takes you...(deplorable director’s cut)

    Ok the deep state deplorable edition starts in this thread. In order to keep everyone profitable in the dankie dank dmv...it’s time to remix these passive aggressive memos from our beloved service providers. 1) IT TAKES YOU TO RECOGNIZE WHEN TO ACCEPT BASERATE AND WHEN TO FEED THE...
  15. koyotemohn

    Hello stranger....it’s your side2ride piece lyft calling....

    Only problem is that on Uber I already passed $1100....ON FRIDAY. Sorry lyft...imma need you to stroke my short hairs a little nicer than that.... Buhahahahahahahahaha
  16. koyotemohn

    possible loss of surge ride priveleges due to deplorability

    I think Uber is denying me surge at this point. Back to back pings and nothing except baserate...which is a hard no in inclement weather. I’m sharing the acceptance and cancel rate just so the community can know perceived limits. I also got an ID verification check and I was driving in a...
  17. koyotemohn

    The Federalist Pig.

    its in Adams Morgan . Smoked chicken wings that can’t be beaten. The beef brisket was juicier than mission bbq...real easy to chew. Ribs...not quite as good as mission bbq....but...very good...a little on the salty side. The only obstacle are the fact it gets kinda packed and the parking...
  18. koyotemohn

    Mission bbq in Rockville

    damn they do chicken correct. It’s like so perfect. The smoke and dry rub is everything. Opens at 11am and people just start coming in immediately. And they treat me so much better than anywhere else....in regards to franchised fast food. The ribs are good, the brisket is good. But the...
  19. koyotemohn

    Lyft Pax thinks I care.

    Janelle...I am flattered by your obviously auto generated python programming language mumbo jumbo....so much so that I fantasize that a fibreoptic Rhonda rousing gives you a combo smack to the chops that you so richly deserve for your abject fecklessness....and then put you in the same sort of...
  20. koyotemohn

    Deactivated for a flat tire...along with worst phone support ever.

    Getting a flat in downtown dc during rush hour is bad enough. Fine. Miss out on Tuesday rush hour when it’s really heating up...juicy red...fine....FINE. Spare tire on. McDonald’s will not cut it. IHOP won’t cut it....I might cuss someone out... Florida ave greasy grill big Bertha special...
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