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  1. Ian Richard Markham

    Ian’s Uber Works Application Answers and Interview Video

    I give this freely to the Dallas forum that resides here on the uberpeople.net property. Taketh and go forth for I ask nothing in return. CAUTION: Video includes killer bluegrass soundtrack full of resolving melodies at every turn. Make sure the headphones are at a comfortable prolonged...
  2. Ian Richard Markham

    2019 Uber Driver Pay Statements | Ian Richard Markham | My taxman said it was ok to post this II

    Google Drive: 1099 K 1099 MISC Summary iCloud: 1099 K 1099 MISC Summary Microsoft One Drive: 1099 K 1099 MISC Summary I did not drive for all of November and December so I did not expect to see a monthly summary for December but in fact $53 in earnings were reported that came in the form of...
  3. Ian Richard Markham

    Ya’ll check out this article that @Lissetti wrote years ago!

    And she takes absolutely no credit for it! Is this posted somewhere else on uberpeople.net? https://uberpeople.net/pages/blog/ 1580324492 Anyways, it’s a story about gaining induction into the infamous Driver’s Network with a bogus Lyft profile complete with a head shot of none other than...
  4. Ian Richard Markham

    The latest Surge Killa Manila Killa video just dropped in the Stories forum

    If you have been feeling the need to branch out lately then I welcome you to the national forums. This one should blow up pretty big because I must say it is by far my best work and honestly puts my past videos to shame. Best of all is that it is only three minutes long exactly...
  5. Ian Richard Markham

    Surge Killa Manila Killa I

    OK so first and foremost I need to apologize to everyone for the crap videos I have posted up until now because this video blows the roof off of all the others and it's only three minutes long exactly. You will feel tension throughout the first two minutes and seventeen seconds but if you can...
  6. Ian Richard Markham

    Zello Channel for all Dallas ants

    Ok so you need to download the Zello app then register. It will take 30 seconds. After that is done please search for this room. CAUTION: The spelling must be exactly right and the letters must be in this exact case for the search to return the correct room. Room: Fellowship of the cANTS...
  7. Ian Richard Markham

    New Uber Agreements for 2020 and some are downright hilarious!

    So I just got done speed reading through the new agreements that Uber has issued for 2020. I chose three to share with you today. So without further ado let's get started. Below please find the linked title of the agreement followed by a brief reason as to why I chose to share this agreement in...
  8. Ian Richard Markham

    Three weeks in Avril

    If you ants spend some time studying this spreadsheet you can learn a lot. Now what are some of the first things you notice? Wednesday 10-Apr 2:27 PM UberX $3.49 Wednesday 10-Apr 2:38 PM UberX $7.85 Wednesday 10-Apr 2:46 PM UberX $3.05 Wednesday 10-Apr 3:02 PM UberX $5.26 Wednesday 10-Apr...
  9. Ian Richard Markham

    Three weeks in April

    If you ants spend some time studying this spreadsheet you can learn a lot. Now what are some of the first things you notice? Wednesday 10-Apr 2:27 PM UberX $3.49 Wednesday 10-Apr 2:38 PM UberX $7.85 Wednesday 10-Apr 2:46 PM UberX $3.05 Wednesday 10-Apr 3:02 PM UberX $5.26 Wednesday 10-Apr...
  10. Ian Richard Markham

    Do ya'll think that I text the passengers too much?

    The linked spreadsheets contain 4,551 text messages that I sent while operating on the Uber platform as either a rider, eater, or driver during the time period between April 5, 2018 and December 14, 2019. Only like 1% of all the messages were sent while I was acting as the customer so don't get...
  11. Ian Richard Markham

    I don’t know if I should go back to ride share

    My parents said that they would buy me a Toyota Sienna mini van so I re-applied with Uber yesterday but I’m still on the fence about if I really want to get mixed up with all that again. I mean I love the pace most of all and now that I’m taking my prescription speed again it’s like life is way...
  12. Ian Richard Markham

    Wow check out the recent articles that have all dropped in 2020!

    Articles have dropped on January 2, 4, 8, and 14 this year per the screenshot below and our resident Article Manager @Lissetti deserves some recognition for a job well done! Did you know that @Mista T’s article clocked in at over 2,000 words! Holy mother @Lissetti sure knows how to boost...
  13. Ian Richard Markham

    Ian's 2018 and 2019 Uber Driver Tax Summary Comparison

    So it looks like I made about five thousand dollars more in 2019 than in 2018 so I'm feeling good about that. iCloud: Ian's 2019 Uber Driver Tax Summary.pdf Ian's 2018 Uber Driver Tax Summary.pdf Google Drive: Ian's 2019 Uber Driver Tax Summary.pdf Ian's 2018 Uber Driver Tax Summary.pdf...
  14. Ian Richard Markham

    Can you guys tell why this fare was adjusted?

    Uber Black Car originating at DFW Airport and ending in greater downtown Dallas. I have attached and linked the adjusted receipt and the original receipt. It says it's for the toll ARIJIT. Does anyone know which toll gate that refers to? What's the deal @Stas2007? Google Drive: We corrected the...
  15. Ian Richard Markham

    Do you like Uber?

    Please use the voting buttons to cast your vote then the most recent poll results will be revealed to you. Do you like Uber? Yes No Once upon a time I liked Uber but not anymore I don't like Uber now but I may like Uber in the future
  16. Ian Richard Markham

    Have any of you ever attempted to sit on your thumb and rotate?

    First of all you need to understand that it's not possible to do this in the car so don't even try it there. But when you get home try and find a stool that ranchers sit on while they milk their cows. This type of stool is low to the ground and this is the kind of stool you need to use if you...
  17. Ian Richard Markham

    It was so dry in New Mexico that I got dry rot on my foot

    My mom and I walked about six miles every day for five days straight at bitter lake national wildlife refuge which is near Roswell. It was so dry that the skin crevices on my foot opened up and bled inside my shoe.
  18. Ian Richard Markham

    I think Uber Eats is contracting out to favor because look at this message I received

    The restaurant is Neighborhood Services and I’ve never seen them on Uber Eats before today. I think the delivery partner is going to place the order upon arrival or is placing the order now over the phone. As I was creating my shopping cart I was asked many questions like “If this item is not...
  19. Ian Richard Markham

    Ten Baller Uber Driver Partner Profiles II

    Ok so I went ahead and edited out all portions of the face in order to avert the small uprisings that causes. I will not change the names to generic names. All of these drivers received a 5⭐ rating from me; yes even the 4.69 rated driver.
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