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    Uber Eats . Is this doable in DC ?

    Absolutely. Scam. If it wasn't a scam it would be the ride share equivalent of whipping it out, slamming it on the wooden table, and both length and girth turning the table into firewood. It just doesn't happen. But then again, there was this old boy I used to get drunk with in college who...
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    Incorrect Estimated Trip Times

    Thank you Sir. It's been a while. Rebekkah can only get so much juice from a couple grapefruits. I had to come back just to replenish myself.
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    Incorrect Estimated Trip Times

    This is never a problem in Burkittsville. 3 minutes means 3 minutes. And with sufficient thrust and adequate girth that's all Rebekkah needs.
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    DMV Unemployment update (article)

    If I see that I keep my drumstick in the bucket bro
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    DMV Unemployment update (article)

    If a hot woman came to my door with Popeyes Chicken bro I'd definitely rub a drumstick against a breast
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    Stock Talk / DC (Was 'Uber down over 4% today')

    Esp if the order is from California Tortilla
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    Stock Talk / DC (Was 'Uber down over 4% today')

    So Uber makes a play for GrubHub.
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    I'm back

    #hot #sexyAF
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    Weird Lyft experience, thoughts

    Yes I need that
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    What is the story behind your username?

    All I'm saying is that if you think mine is linked to sport masturbation you are goddamn wrong
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    Uber to Require Masks for Driver and Riders, BUT....

    Try "Girthy Man" I rejected it
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    Uber to Require Masks for Driver and Riders, BUT....

    For over a month now I have benefited from shuffling pax on both Uber and Lyft who do not have a face cover. I have emailed both companies explaining what I'm doing and they don't give a rats ass. I say it's state law. Is it? Who gives a shit. So even if they don't check pax, I SHUFFLE...
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    is anyone driving again? how's demand

    I think I'd rather peddle my Lilly white fat ass at. Dupont Circle than haul 15 pax a day
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    Delivery Driver Confronted by Drug Dealer

    You thought he looked terrified?
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