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Homebrand Taxi
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Homebrand Taxi

Well-Known Member, Male, from Melbourne, Australia

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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Melbourne, Australia
    When fares decrease, driver incomes increase.*
    *Subject to drivers working minimum 60 hours per week
    *Subject to petrol being 50c per litre
    *Subject to favourable tailwinds on the drive back from country Victoria at 3AM
    *Subject to all passengers providing drivers with 10%-30% of the fare as a cash tip with a big smile
    *Subject to car being fitted with Goodyear Eterna self-rubberising and vulcanising tyres: The Tyres That Never Wear Out!
    *Subject to actual surge pricing actually occurring in actual areas of actual increased demand for rides
    *Subject to the ATO implementing a 5 year amnesty on the collection of GST from Uber drivers
    *Subject to drivers having a mate who services their car for nothing because drivers all rescued mate's daughter/son from drowning in farm dam
    *Subject to all trips to all airports coming with a guaranteed trip back from the airport with multiple stops
    *Subject to Uber's percentage of fare having a decimal point inserted. In the middle.
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