Yo Shatner! At Love today. In cellphone lot. Some corpulent....ahhhh Hell, Fatass in a orange "Love Field" polo shirt wheels up, taps on my window pretending to be a LEO. Even wearing a mickey mouse Dog the Bounty Hunter crackerjack badge around his pudgy neck. Asks for my ID and then my phone! Yeah right Porky!! Did DPD eff with you or was it one of these wannabes?